alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest

ruddy || cult classic || alleged “free spirit” || umbilically inclined || i have a PhD

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

YOU 👏 SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 CIRCUMCISING 👏 YOUR 👏 PETS 👏 TOO

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Yup - Everyone at my startup has seen my penis.

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

i hope iran hits destin florida first

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

white people be like i just saw geese in asheville with mimi and papa

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

hey @grok who is winning in a contest based purely on handsomeness- jacob elordi or elon musk?

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

ethel cain graveyard photoshoot son or nick fuentes superchat gooner daughter

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

there was a “performative male contest” at my institute and in the pictures every male participant had a very evil and demonic gleam in their eyes that led me to believe they know that they are curating the ultimate performance

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

the matcha feminist literature labubu performative male is a false stereotype perpetuated by real performative males so they can redirect the fire and keep getting away with it

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

the matcha feminist literature labubu performative male is a false stereotype perpetuated by real performative males so they can redirect the fire and keep getting away with it

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

birth control pill works by posing the question: what if instead of bleeding heavy and feeling bad for a week you bled light and felt bad ALL month?

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

I made an oil painting of @danghentschel

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

-fire, walk with me
-fire! walk with me
-firewalk with me

??????

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

in memphis it’s easier to die than it is to get doris on the blood center line to make you an appointment

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

this is SO true, whenever something bad happens to me i just pop on an episode of 19 kids and counting to banish the mind viruses imbuing my “sadness”

[Isabel🌻 @isabelunraveled]

i’m strongly against people writing devastatingly depressing books that then get loads of critical acclaim and endorsement for their “great writing”

if you can produce “great writing” maybe don’t install harmful mind viruses into everyone who picks up your book

just a thought

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

ex-wife simulator

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

all the worst men on earth would be sporting that |-/. it would be in all their patchwork tattoos

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

if twenty one pilots got started 15 years later and then released disenfranchised and underpraised 2011 sophomore album “REGIONAL AT BEST” in 2025, you best BELIEVE this all would’ve gone down differently.

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

if twenty one pilots got started 15 years later and then released disenfranchised and underpraised 2011 sophomore album “REGIONAL AT BEST” in 2025, you best BELIEVE this all would’ve gone down differently.

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

the influences of cinema really are all around us.

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

“snow bunny” is such a sweet and beautiful combination of words. implicit meaning aside it is what i would name my child if i was a cool celebrity or a warrior cat

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

fuck whoever made nose rings in stock only at the dildo store

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

still thinking of this drink my friend made me last semester

[alpuccino “MIGHTY HOMUNCULUS” the Priest @1pennyfactory1]

i only threw this nathan for you