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you can hack my account but you can’t hack my life

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Feeling like a 10 today… What’s new!?

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@elmosmanager GasX💚 and midol💖

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Not!!

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Queen of checking the forecast before I leave the house

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“WISH HARD ENOUGH IT’S CALLED MANIFESTING” -my grandpa

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I haven’t eaten nearly enough hot dogs this year… it’s messing with my head😵‍💫

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Just found a dollar coin😎 Booyah!!!!!!🤩🤩🎉

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#tfw you blame a fart on a patient😅

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I made some Mac n cheese and then I freaked it

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My gingerbread house lookin like downtown Nashville lowkey👀

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I woke up with glaucoma this morning

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Fuck, marry, kill: Minions Edition

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If Elon shuts down twitter I won’t be able to tweet about being at friendlys.

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It’s not easy being sneezy🤧😩 #tfwyouwakeupwithasore #throat

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Is the wind gay for blowing me??🤔🤔

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Someone remind me to never play clash at work😭😣 I’ve had to forfeit three games cuz I keep getting paged😤

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@MediumDilf I’m gonna try it thanks for the advice!

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This man I’m patient sitting needs psychiatric care and they just have a 20 year old girl watching him. Seems like a bruh moment to me.

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@MediumDilf He tried to choke himself with his sock