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[HWBT @1preye]

Dear Artistes/upcoming, please that song you already dropped should not enter your album, give us totally fresh shiiit. Thank you🙏🏼

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

Relationship dey kîll privacy bro

You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm

If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me

If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"

If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"

God please😭😭

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

It's like men are becoming more stupid by the day.

How will you work hard to become a multimillionaire celebrity - literally the top 1% of men in the world, and then sit down with a good-for-no-use nobody debating nonsense? Get this shit away from me!

[Daniel Of Ibadan🇦🇷🇫🇷🌴 @oluwaDanielmii]

Primary school was crazy. You fit dey write test make your seat mate vomit indomie and eba beside you😭

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I don’t know if he wanted me to write about someone else’s dog 😂

[Y$B👤🇳🇱 @5AIN8]

At 23, my dad had me. I’m turning 23 tonight and I am shaking my epon in the club and rocking girls. No babe, and no kids!

Up misogyny like madddddd

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Snail wey I pick after rain yesterday na 28,700 I sell am

If you like Dey do weather for two...

[° @sadt0m_]

next few years we will wondering how mexico is spurning out names like chavez afolabi on their national team

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

Dating a woman who gets excited like a kid every time she’s around you is one of the best decisions a man can make. She’ll treat you better.

[12k 😈😈😈😈😈 @30bguser0]

Lack of tour don make one artist manager turn assistant car dealer💔

[mub4 @paychozaddy]

Okay we should believe you?

[HWBT @1preye]

@USMNT 🇳🇬

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

You cannot rehabilitate someone that has beheaded another human being before.

There’s nothing like a repentant terrorist, He will do it again 👍

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Twitter for fictional stories

If dem never kpai one of una, the others no go rest.

[🐺 @Top_GunM]

Tone deaf.
Wicked
Insensitive
Cruel
It's never going to get better

This is the APC legacy

[Greg @KutthroatG_]

Go tell people suffering in the streets that your GDP grew and foreign reserves grew 😂✌🏽

[Fauziyya @FauziyyaSa]

A caller on Brekete Radio today said his brother's wife was kidnapped, gave birth in bandit captivity, and Bello Turji named the child after himself before increasing the ransom, saying he bought a ram for the naming ceremony.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

REASON 101 why Nigeria must be divided

So that when you rehabilitate a terrorist back into your society, that terrorist will remain in your country because he knows there’s no rehabilitation in my country.

The only thing wey sure for am na death

[Lord Commander of Qin Dynasty Archers @General_Oluchi]

Three years later, we can see that the monkeys that snatched the car key from the owner are still unable to drive it. The car is still where the owner left it.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

Rebranding Terrorists to Bandits is the highest PSYOPS that has ever been orchestrated by a government against it's people!!!

It's happening in Nigeria!!!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Whatever you'll not take from a woman as a rich man, don't take it as a poor man. Let them not say money changed you. It is principle.

A man is a man.