Pete Protagonist

I am a NHS worker and an Oxfam volunteer.

[Pete Protagonist @1protagonist]

If you failed your exams today in 10 years time you can proudly tell everyone I failed all my exams but look at me now.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

This is absolutely magnificent…

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@Saund65 Amazing, this was the first game of football I ever went to.

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@writ_in_water Patches always improve jeans

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@400FootGhost Watched the first two, thought they would probably be rubbish. But they were great.

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@DannyDutch They won't be keen the nicotine chewing gum makes them screw up their faces.

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Peppa pig and her penis

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@seeyouinpub Good one

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@UnofficialOA @ParisDaguerre How did you find out the plan, was it all those chimps getting whacked on cooking sherry that gave it away.

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@twisteddoodles

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

Hi #Gogglebox viewers.

Dad’s amazing music with the @BBCPhilharmonic is available to buy / stream.

All proceeds go to dementia charities.

Apple: https://t.co/1cUlfsCgOC

Amazon: https://t.co/u8y4atF3OE

Spotify: https://t.co/umYHv914yB

Here’s how it all came to pass.

[Otto Saumarez Smith @OSaumarezSmith]

My new out of office reply, courtesy of John Ruskin:

[Poppy @PoppyCocktails]

The responses from the highly articulate, passionate 18yos who have been fucked over by a load of shambolic public school boys really exposes how much more talent would come through if we funded the state school sector better & stopped being dazzled by accents

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Maximum contempt for well-off commentators tweeting from home about how everyone else should put their lives on the line by going back to work.

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

And also mice? We could train mice to run down into the lungs with a small dustpan and brush? Magnets on a string? Petrol - a small controlled internal fire? These are also interesting to me and should be tested...

[Pete Protagonist @1protagonist]

#Briefing_COVID19 He's wearing the wrong camouflage for that environment, I can see him really clearly.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

OMG who made this!!!!!

(I made this)

[. @jdpoc]

Regarding those 128 fake #NHS Staff accounts posting for 'Herd Mentality' and support of the Govt that were set up by @DHSCgovuk or their marketing agency ...

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