Psyko

𝐐𝐞ė𝐥 𝐃𝐞𝐦 🐐

[Psyko @1psyyko]

I’ve got big plans
All i need is time🗣

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Reason why you only get your reward for being religious after you die is because they know you can’t come back to give a bad review

[ajay @1meajay]

please lord let a young ngga win

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

One day my dad asked me to squat and he did the same, he then asked me to try and pull him up, I couldn’t, then he said stand up and try again, this time I could easily pull him up. Then he said to me “if you never stand well no try raise person up or else both of una go fall”

[CLUB OF THE CENTURY 🥇 @Whyalways_rex]

Nothing will change. He will continue scoring as he’s always done. He never argues with opponents or referees, he never insults teammates publicly, he never throws tantrums on the pitch, he never disrespects his coach in broad day light.
What he does best is to score goals and he’s not going to change that to anything else . If the others won’t do their jobs well that’s not up to him. Imagine scoring a hat trick in a clasico only for you to lose 4:3
That’s his fault too?
Kylian will stay like that and once you build a better surroundings Real Madrid will win again. Not players who only turn up when the season is over to try to prove a point.
Kylian is here to stay and with the right team building Real Madrid will dominate again. 💡

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

Nigerian girl on survival mode:

1.Memes on how she’s suffering & the lifestyle she needs
2.Memes of her mood & what to do to make her happy
3. Lifestyle videos of rich girls she hopes to be like
4.Videos of her partying with other survival mode girls
5. Pictures in restaurants

[Mr. 🧭🌍 @rvntii_]

“i can’t believe you can carry me”

omo me sef i can’t believe it but once e dy lead to fuck, i capable.

[Psyko @1psyyko]

Wtf is this?🤨🤨

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

Pregnancy is always a burden for women until it is time to twerk at concerts.

[Llona @Boyllona_]

It’s my turn to be on the road again. #AlbumTime 🫥

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

Patriarchy world, but we're celebrating women 50 times a year.

[Blaze Javu @Blazejavu_]

If you no use Hypersonic 1&2, Ravity , purity no follow me argue music production

[Bigfootinyourface 🦶🏾 @BigfootinURface]

Too generalistic. What “splits” are they getting exactly? Masters? Pub? Mechanical?

And why? Ergo, what work did they do? Cos each of those splits have requirements.

If you don’t define it, then this statement is a waste of time, my guy.

[Greg fourtwenty🥦 @broccoliboygreg]

They’re illiterate but also ignorantly delusional and that’s why they always cash out, they’re not wise enough like literate niggas to doubt themselves..they’ll wake up with the delusional thought of getting half a million dollars and they will get it..their positivity mindset helps too

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

We’re not talking about it that much not because “We no get motion” but because we’re “JADED”.

One disadvantage of being a fan of Real Madrid is that we’ve experienced so many elite moments that things which amaze the rest of the football world sometimes feel common to us.

I’ve seen Rodrygo score a hat-trick on his UCL debut against Galatasaray.

I’ve seen Vini score a hat-trick against Dortmund.

I watched Karim Benzema score a hat-trick against PSG in March 2022. The next month, April, he scored another hat-trick against Chelsea, and the month after that he scored a brace against Man City. Ramadan Karim>>>>>

And then there’s Cristiano Ronaldo with hat-tricks against clubs like Wolfsburg, Bayern Munich, Atl Madrid, and Juventus

Kylian Mbappé even scored a hat-trick against Man City last season.

Real Madrid have made so many comebacks that comebacks have become normal to us. The whole football world calls us the ‘Kings of comebacks’.

There’s no category of goal I haven’t seen a Madrid player score.
Is it Sergio Ramos’ 93rd-minute header in the Champions League final?
Cristiano Ronaldo’s overhead kick?
Gareth Bale’s brace in the UCL final against Liverpool F.C. or his famous solo run against FC Barcelona?
Zidane's stunning left-footed volley?
Rodrygo’s late goals against Manchester City F.C.?
Vini's nutmeg goal against City?
Federico Valverde’s rocket against Napoli?
Or Casemiro scoring past Buffon?

The list is endless.

Real Madrid have spoiled their fans with so much success that any season we don’t win the UEFA Champions League feels like a bad season.

So expecting Madrid fans to start shouting on Twitter because Federico Valverde scored a hat-trick against Man City is like expecting Elon Musk to be happy that you followed him on this app while nah him get the app!

[wande @blaccmajek]

So terrorists go enter road, dem no jam soldiers for road, dem no jam police for road, dem go commit murder, still go back to their hideout in peace. But regular Nigerians can't even drive 10 minutes without seeing the police or soldiers. What does it look like?

[OLAITAN✯ 𝕏 @CertifiedWacko_]

Flop for PSG dey drop masterclass for technical league

[Imam of Peace @Imamofpeace]

You learn Islam from us.
We don’t learn it from you.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION 🚨🚨🚨

Information reaching me is that some powerful northerners will come out soon and claim the strikes missed their targets and k!lled innocent civilians in Sokoto!
They will visit the scenes, call it farm settlements, village and all sorts to draw sympathy.

When our Airforce Bômbed these scvms on two Occasions this particular card was played and we all started blaming our Airforce for being incompetent, meanwhile it was a calculated media war!

So when the news starts making rounds, remember I have said it here.

Thank you Santa Trump for a wonderful Christmas Gift.

Share massively.

[Psyko @1psyyko]

Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄

[Psyko @1psyyko]

If no be Ebony, i no Dey watch