Bear Quattlebaum

I'm a pothead. these are my thoughts. hope you enjoy

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

Its always the jivest of turkeys that are fucking up your day. #DownWithJiveTurkeys

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

One of my biggest fears is surviving the apocalypse and having to work hard to save humanity. That lifes not for me.

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

You didn't see the people on Gilligan's island worried about not having toilet paper.

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

@LykanTrends Cewx

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

It's a thing I'm pleased with. Comedy starts at 8.

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

If greatness is hereditary, I've got an uphill battle for sure.

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

I don't do anything with a semblance of sobriety. #ThatOnePothead

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

You know I'm in. https://t.co/QqSfdkyJPT

[Anthony Crawford @CrawfordComedy]

I think I'm gonna start another open Mic. I don't want to but I've got so many requests & so many comics that wasn't getting love praising Devon's Mic & how they got better....i might start another one. I just wanna help

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

@CrawfordComedy Oh, You're so good to me Anthony. #SaidItInAnOldLadyVoice

[Anthony Crawford @CrawfordComedy]

Thank you all that came to Devon's tonight!! Corey "Bear" Quattlebaum did an amazing job like normal. Book my boy guys, he's dope!!

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

Every wet spot I ever slept in, I earned.

[Rilee James @RileeJames]

I am once again looking for a place to live. If anybody knows a spot in the Lakewood golden Arvada area, hit a sister up

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

@disjointedfilms Gotcha. Thats cool.

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

@disjointedfilms What are morning pages?

[Joke And Destroy @JokeandDestroy]

Hot'n'fresh episode for you with @NickMcquik, @1qbaum, and Jacob Hamel! Find out if it's worth living in Canada! https://t.co/wOYjgBglk5

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

Sitting on a park getting high and some 12 year old shows me a little weed nug and offers to trade me for a cigarette. I just gave him one.

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

I feel like cats are basically furry hand grenades. The longer you hold one, the less likely you are to keep your hands unscathed.

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

Overheard in a suburb strip mall. These fucking Catholics are the worst form of asshole. They say us Mormons suck? #WhatTheFuck

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

@WordoWilliamson @FozzieBear @GonzotheGreat I can relate to the am9unt of fucks given right now. Zero, zero fucks given

[Bear Quattlebaum @1qbaum]

On my way to work feeling like another day, another deathmatch.