Savannah

I'm funny if you're into weird and awkward humor. ✌✌

[Savannah @1savannator]

PSA: no one cares about your social media post so much that you need to post it while driving 😒😒😒

[Savannah @1savannator]

@CapitalOne I can see you 💃💃 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Savannah @1savannator]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Summer ☀️ #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[WOOD TV8 @WOODTV]

Residents living in more than a dozen U.S. states, including Michigan, have the chance to see the northern lights Sunday thanks to recent activity on the Sun: https://t.co/16WKQA1fFl

[Savannah @1savannator]

@CapitalOne Dance 💃 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

To the ‘if they can come for trump, they can come for you’ crowd:

If you have an affair with a porn star and then instruct your lawyer to pay that porn star $130,000 not to tell anyone about the affair in an effort to help yourself win a presidential election and then you write the payment off as a “legal expense”, then yes… the law will probably come for you too.

So, if you don’t want to be indicted for doing that - then don’t do it.

You’re welcome.

[Savannah @1savannator]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer! #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway #TSTheErasTour

[Savannah @1savannator]

Can't sleep, so I ended up doing some online shopping (bad idea)

Buuuttt, I took a few items out of my cart before purchasing, so I'd call that a win

[Savannah @1savannator]

👏👏

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Physicists aren’t afraid of black holes eating up the earth, they’re afraid of black holes eating up the laws of physics.

[Savannah @1savannator]

YASSSS. SOUP SEASON 😍

[Netflix @netflix]

Happy first day of Fall.

[Savannah @1savannator]

@Beth__Richter I recently saw one where 2 sisters did this and it made me realize it can happen within a household too, and I realized it happened in my family. Congrats on breaking the cycle 🥰💓

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

In keeping with my campaign promise, my Administration is announcing a plan to give working and middle class families breathing room as they prepare to resume federal student loan payments in January 2023.

I'll have more details this afternoon.

[Laura Burkhardt @LauraAnnSTL]

I trained as a gymnast under Larry Nassar. I know what a pedophile and a groomer are. It’s not a teacher with an “All Are Welcome” sign. It’s not a librarian who has award winning books on their shelves. Love your kids. Thank a teacher. Donate to a library. Cut the shit.

[Savannah @1savannator]

🚩🚩🚩🚩

[WOOD TV8 @WOODTV]

“I am honored to have President Trump’s endorsement. We will unite Michigan and defeat Gretchen Whitmer,” said Dixon: https://t.co/WRkCcZ1p1l

[Savannah @1savannator]

I would like to formally inform all the corners of the internet that I am now married, so you can stop pushing the wedding advertisements everywhere

[Savannah @1savannator]

@dougmtg

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

[Savannah @1savannator]

With the most disrespect, 🖕 to the people who fight against marriage equality.

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

FINAL SEASON. 2024. #StrangerThings

[Savannah @1savannator]

I've never had a dream about being pregnant or being a mother. Not once. Last night I had a dream that I found out I pregnant, and in my dream I just kept crying in fear.

Not everyone wants to, or is ready to, be a mother.

This isn't right. #RoeVsWadeOverturned

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control