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[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

My mate went for a penis enlargement yesterday. Apparently it's now a foot. Worst plastic surgeon ever!

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

@jonomc84 egg head

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

@peterpedburns r they scratch cards?

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

@CharlotteGShore just get in the toilet

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Are you kidding? I wouldn't even be able to have a wank in one.

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

Every night I have to endure hearing my neighbours arguing through the wall.I've no idea why one of them has to come round my house to do it

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

I've just bought a copy of my own autobiography. That says a lot about me as a person.

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

After his performance for England last night, Wayne Rooney has been called in to take a test for Performing Enhancing Rugs...

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

I was a never a fan of Ukraine due to the terrible things they've done in their history. But they've really crossed the line this time.

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

Suffocation,no breathing,couldn't give a fuck if I cut myself shaving #awesomelyrics

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

@crabrockkells alright mate,long time no SEA

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

I've heard of millionaires and billionaires and now there's legionnaires #tomuchmoney

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

@pilki123 don't b cheeky,I was asking :)

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

@pilki123 roses are red,scorpions are black,give me a follow or ill break your back

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#ff Another Fantastic FISHY FRIDAY @PartonCrab @marradolphin @barrowmouth1 @1scorpionrock @crabrockkells @stbeeslighthous @MaryportSeagull

[BIG PIER @big_pier_haven]

#ff Another Fantastic FISHY FRIDAY @PartonCrab @marradolphin @barrowmouth1 @1scorpionrock @crabrockkells @stbeeslighthous @MaryportSeagull

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

I've just shit a lion bar #arseiskilling

[scorpion @1scorpionrock]

@big_pier_haven @CandlestickK @crabrockkells @HaigPit1 @MarchonChimney

[BIG PIER @big_pier_haven]

#ff Another Fantastic FISHY FRIDAY @PartonCrab @marradolphin @barrowmouth1 @1scorpionrock @crabrockkells @stbeeslighthous @MaryportSeagull

[BIG PIER @big_pier_haven]

#ff Another Fantastic FISHY FRIDAY @PartonCrab @marradolphin @barrowmouth1 @1scorpionrock @crabrockkells @stbeeslighthous @MaryportSeagull