1SHARE

1 share for the next generation

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the future starts with 1 share.

ca: yNePjCgkGu3tje7xbQvtennGZE6Y6gYccN2R4a2pump

website: https://t.co/mmfMv4uQb7

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shareholder spent $40 million researching zero gravity

discovered cheetos float

calling it a breakthrough in aerospace engineering

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bought 4 acres on mars

realtor asked how he'd like to finance it

"generational wealth"

he has $7 and 1share.

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1 share is better than 0 share.
$SPCX

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held an emergency press conference

47 journalists attended

he stared directly into the cameras and said "googoo"

markets remain confused

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fired my financial advisor

he suggested putting money into an index fund

asked if the index fund had rockets

advisor said no

employment terminated

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spent 6 hours developing an alternative rocket fuel

ingredients: milk, apple juice, one crushed cheerio

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shareholder discovered his parents control 100% of his food supply

he's accusing them of operating a monopoly

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took a mental health day

doctors say i have no responsibilities

i say they don't understand the pressure of managing one imaginary share

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completed his peer review
all negative research has been destroyed

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shareholder has requested to be included on forbes 30 under 30

forbes explained he's only 6 months old

he said that's literally the point

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you think @cz_binance will give the future generation 1 share of $BNB now?

the duel of shares begins.

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BREAKING: CZ is now blackmailing Elon Musk with selling $1B worth of SpaceX shares.

Leading Crypto exchange btw.

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decided to cut unnecessary expenses

first to go: vegetables
second: pediatrician

third: everyone who keeps telling him he doesn't own spacex

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shareholder has cornered the baby formula market

purchased 60 cans

all the wrong brand

mom is liquidating his position

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shareholder has announced an unexpected liquidity event

parents are evacuating the nursery
investors advised to stay calm

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ogged his first flight hour

aircraft never left the ground
he made engine noises for 45 minutes

FAA investigation pending

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shareholder tried to insure his imaginary spacex equity for $10 million

insurance company asked for proof of ownership

he sent a picture of himself wearing the hat

claim denied

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shareholder built his own rocket

engineers asked about the safety testing

"my mom said be careful"

launch approved

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shareholder's parents are having another baby

he's calling it shareholder dilution

family dinner has been cancelled

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shareholder got asked how he made his fortune

"early access"

he was referring to being born prematurely

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shareholder just received his first credit rating

AAA

apparently that stands for "AAAAAAAA"

it's what he screamed when they took his bottle