Simon Davies

Loving life

[Simon Davies @1simondavies]

@00pbutters @NoContextBrits The Best Exotic Wank Hotel

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@00pbutters @NoContextBrits The Wank Is Not Enough

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@00pbutters @NoContextBrits The Spy Who Wanked Me

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@00pbutters @NoContextBrits Dirty Wanking

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@00pbutters @NoContextBrits Oh, that’s a good one 😂

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@00pbutters @NoContextBrits Suicide Wank

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@00pbutters @NoContextBrits The Silence of the Wank

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@00pbutters @NoContextBrits Indiana Jones and the Last Wank

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@00pbutters @NoContextBrits Schindlers Wank

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@00pbutters @NoContextBrits Jurassic Wank

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘wank’.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Wife told me she'd been "really getting into animal security camera videos" recently and I had her show me one to see what she meant. You'll need sound:

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Boris Johnson is going to fight 😡
For His Right, To Party 🥳 🎶

#SueGrayDay

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨