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[Chives @1stChives]

@coldhealing SF people are really cute and lame hahaha

[Pope Respecter @poperespecter1]

Catholics who are not on X and have never heard of SSPX on their way to get to Mass early so they have time to pray for their non-Christian family members.

[Chives @1stChives]

Excessive here and yet still better than anything related to the sspx

[dxv515💥 @Mwarning515]

The Pope just excommunicated the SSPX

And this dancing prancing goofball of a priest is in good standing with the Pope.

Tell me there is no crisis in the Church

[Matt Olma @matt_olma]

Some definitions for any who are confused.

Subjective: bad
Objective: good
Ontological: very
Valid: true
Metaphysical: ontological
A priori: without thinking on it too deeply
Deontological: prudish
Postmodern: bad in a French way
Continental: bad in a German way

[Chives @1stChives]

@mellodxy @IhateMerkel22 Human cattle?

[Chives @1stChives]

@yoyofrequent @IhateMerkel22 It’s nice to do things for yourself, even better to do things for and with others. Why not share lived experiences with the world

[Aaron Francis @aarondfrancis]

You must reject this mentality with every fiber of your being

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

On my way to Cape Cod for 4th of July weekend, surely nothing bad could happen while I’m there!

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Being this hot and climbing the Empire State Building in a proposal stunt as heterosexuals oh baby the straights really said July 1 faggots to the BACK

[Jane @JaneofJesus]

Men on catholicmatch be like; ‘I am very conservative and want a TRADITIONAL WIFE. I go to mass once a month and I want premarital sex’

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Type of hotep shit I been on lately

[Winter Candles @nchlsse]

@0x49fa98 @kenzietuff It is a protein, but I support your suggestion to RFK Jr for the sake it’ll make everyone even more dietary neurotic seeing new “complete protein” and “incomplete protein” classifications listed on labels. They should list start listing oxalate content as well for more fun.

[Chives @1stChives]

@apralky @0x49fa98 I dont feel that bad for this person i think you lot are projecting

[Chives @1stChives]

@apralky @0x49fa98 Agreed except the last part

[𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 @shagbark_hick]

Though I'm generally glad that the "ethnic days" of American Catholicism are largely over, at the same time, I sometimes wonder if we've overcorrected a little.

In USA, the social status hierarchy is Protestant-coded, and so we've had Catholics losing their ethnic flavor and "stiffening up" in order to curry favor with the WASP set. There are a lot of white suburban Catholics who've (consciously or not) wound up LARPing as stiff Protestant types, and I'm not sure that's a good thing.

Better to take the siesta, slow down, have the extra glass of wine, add a little more sauce to the dish, stick around after Mass, have a cigar...

We shouldn't lose that sense of "la dolce vita" simply because we're in America. Nothing wrong with slowing down, lingering over dinner, letting your chest hair show a little, even wearing a gold chain or two...

[Chives @1stChives]

@OrevaZSN Are we getting 20k steps too?

[mhud @mhudgg]

this one goes out to all my 2018 and before followers