☲First Clown☵

Hanging off a cliff between two hungry tigers and not really a strawberry person.

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

@AtheistFurry @darwintojesus Cant whack a nipple.

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The country in question

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

@RetroMoviesDB I'd trade everything except the original trilogy and Rogue One for Dredd 2.

[TJ @amazingatheist]

Nobody dies for a lie? Suicide bombers. Kamikaze pilots. Soldiers in pretty much every war in human history. People routinely die for lies. Someone is probably dying for a lie right now.

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

There's plenty of evidence that things in nature are badly designed. I give you sperm whales (hunt in the deep sea, breathe air), chorophyll (green, when it should be black to absorb all wavelengths of light) and nipples for men. Maybe God's an idiot. Would explain a lot.

[Darwin to Jesus @darwintojesus]

There’s absolutely no evidence that anything in nature is not designed.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Strait of Hormuz has been opened and closed more times than a Grindr app at a Republican convention.

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

There were 72 Islamic martyrs at the Battle of Karbala alone.

I call that 72-11 to Islam being true and Christianity a lie.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

Mel Gibson: "I consider the Gospels to be verifiable history... every single one of those guys [the Apostles] died rather than deny their belief. And nobody dies for a lie. Nobody."

Nobody dies for a lie.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Donald Trump will go down in history as the only US President to be outwitted by a single-celled organism.

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

Well, there is.

Life is here.
It didn't used to be.

Now, you can either believe in abiogenesis by natural laws or abiogenesis by a magic sky father mucking about with nothing and then, for one species, clay and ribs.

But we all believe in abiogenesis

[Divinely Designed @DivinelyDesined]

There is no evidence for life from non-life.

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

@DivinelyDesined Well, there is.

Life is here.
It didn't used to be.

Now, you can either believe in abiogenesis by natural laws or abiogenesis by a magic sky father mucking about with nothing and then, for one species, clay and ribs.

But we all believe in abiogenesis

[Sizwe SikaMusi @SizweLo]

Morty: Capitalism gives everyone a chance to get rich if they just work hard enough.

Rick: Oh my god, Morty! Capitalism doesn't work if everyone wins. It needs poverty to function. Someone has to take the low-paying jobs so the profits keep flowing upward. If everyone had real financial security, no one would take those positions and the system would collapse.

Morty: But Rick, that's just how the market works. Some people earn more because they provide more value.

Rick: Tell that to the kid assembling your iPhone overseas for pennies while some CEO makes millions off it. Capitalism doesn't reward work, it rewards ownership. You don't climb the ladder by working hard, you climb it by owning the ladder. The workers collectively produce infinitely more value than some shareholder living in the Bahamas.

Morty: Okay, but isn't it about freedom People can still move up if they make good choices. Look at people who came from nothing and became successful, like entrepreneurs or celebrities.

Rick: Those are exceptions, idiot. That's why they're on TV. For every one person who makes it out, millions stay stuck because they never had the same luck, connections, or safety nets. The system needs those stories so people believe it's fair.

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

So your argument is, "The Creator lacks creativity" ?

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

@NotEvolution1 So your argument is, "The Creator lacks creativity" ?

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

Instant karma 😂😂

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

@darwintojesus Possibly God-given. More likely an emergent behavioural feature selected for in brilliant social apes.

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

@harper_pau55997 @darwintojesus Flattery will get you nowhere, you saucy young flirt.

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

@harper_pau55997 @darwintojesus Haven't said any of that. Are you ok?

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

@harper_pau55997 @FabianLiberty That's odd. I get paid by the hour.

[☲First Clown☵ @1stClown]

@harper_pau55997 @darwintojesus Ah. Couldn't find any evidence. Got it.