🟣🌊conflated1🍁

Throughout recorded human history there is a constant: we always think we know more than we really do.
Nature and animal lover. Especially hedgehogs.

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

A thread: How to avoid getting stranded in your vehicle and freezing to death 🚗🆘🌡️ 🌨️

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

Listened to a sermon today that really sunk in. Long story short, I'm done with the website formerly known as Twitter. The Lord is good. Take care, y'all. Peace and love.

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

The Darrell Sheets situation just got weirder

[Dan Dotson on A&E @auctionguydan]

The last thing you want to see is a casket at your gate. wtf

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

Every day is earth day.
Earth day is for losers.

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

@simrich @consequence Why would a movie that takes place in the year 2505 make predictions about the band 'Korn' you dumb fuck.

I think those clot shots are leaking into your brain.

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

Fun fact: Niagara Falls rhymes with Viagra balls

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

Your faith was strong
But you needed proof
You saw her bathing
On the roof
Her beauty
In the moonlight
Overthrew you

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

@TransSplendor Exhibit A

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

Deceptive product owned by a 🚩 company

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

You shouldn't drink this stuff anyway. I'm sure you've noticed that not all oranges taste the same. You've probably also noticed that this juice always tastes the same. Ask yourself....how is this possible when oranges are listed as the sole ingredient?

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

Does anyone remember when this orange juice used to be $2.99 and the standard bottle was 52 oz, not 46 oz?

I do, cause it was like 3 years ago

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

@TransSplendor A little insight. Your replies show up on my 'for you' feed extremely frequently. But your actual posts? Almost never.

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

@OfAthenry This you?

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

Went to buy something today that came to $11.88. I grabbed a ten from my wallet, then starting fishing for the change.
Kid at cash register: don't worry about the change
Me: really?? Thanks!!!
Kid: they raise the prices, I bring 'em back down

Not all heroes wear capes

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

@MdMcLean1 Don't worry. The second the sun touches that fog it'll dissipate before you can say Jack Robinson. That's just what condensation does. That being said, nothing to see here ⬇️
https://t.co/qNxXhrG4pP

[Legion97ceuta 🇪🇦 @legion97ceuta]

Lo de hoy en Barcelona es una locura

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

@BertaBSDetector @TransSplendor @schmidt_zach Figure out your commas, you commie in a coma.

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

@MagneticNorse The layers of unethical corruption are plenty

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

@SteveI26827992 @NHL @GoldenKnights @MapleLeafs If only someone told them
https://t.co/kcoGvlrODW

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

I'm going to help you @MapleLeafs.

Step 1: Hire Torts

Step 2: Make a list of every NHL player

Step 3: Put an asterisk beside the names of guys who turn into tenacious, puck-hungry, stanley cup obsessed warriors in the playoffs

Step 4: Obtain players with asterisk

-1967

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

Sun halo exposing the edge of the artificial cloud layer

[Vectom @Osbournegreen]

@SuePearFL @Undergotten This week was particularly heavy & bizarre

Not sure if you caught the post of this new phenomenon earlier

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

@TransSplendor I followed this guy for about 2 seconds. Right up until his "selected to be exposed" nonsense. Noticed everything he was exposing came out 10 years ago 🤷‍♂️

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who have purchased a can of Manwich thinking there's beef inside, and those who have never been grocery shopping.

[🟣🌊conflated1🍁 @1stPig2Fly]

Back in my day we used to rt the person with the good tweet. The good tweet would then go viral. You helped ruin the formula by taking credit and visibility away from the creative source. Thank you for attending my TED talk.