Katie O'Connell

[casey rosario @caseyrosariyo]

hi I’m Kendall Roy and this is, uh, the fucking Disney channel

[katie @socomplikatied]

do beavers even know what they’re doing or do they just see water flowing down a river and think “absolutely not”

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

@S_mc11 Solving NJ’s biggest and most newsworthy crises!

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

💔💔💔

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Rhea Seehorn @rheaseehorn]

Well, I wish YOU had been nominated! But, YES, you better believe we’re all proud of our #BCS nominations for Best Drama, writing, music, sound, & the great @quiethandfilms !!!
(& thanks for the kind words, my pal. ❤���)

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

haven’t done a double tuck since I was probably 13 - here you go

[Swiffer @Swiffer]

@S_mc11 We're so glad you've chosen the easy cleaning of Swiffer, Stephen! Please don't hesitate to reach out in the future with any questions; our inbox is always open. 😊

[Stephen McSherry @S_mc11]

After all these years, it’s truly remarkable that Olivia Benson is still alive. #LawAndOrderSVU

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

This is what our next door neighbors have been doing all night. Alternating between this song and Rosalita. #SOS

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

Kim Wexler could make Dolores Abernathy shake in her boots. #BetterCallSaul

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

All 3 people who actively follow me on Twitter have spoken. Hot Messica will now be covered in sardine oil and fed to Carole’s tigers.

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

Who is the better TV/real life villain?

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

We are thriving.

[Stephen McSherry @S_mc11]

Two Episodes of @Jeopardy tonight! #quarantinewins

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

Who is the better TV/real life villain?

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

Is @amazonmusic trying to drive us insane by playing this Alicia Keys commercial over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over?

[Ben Haist @bhaist]

no one:

absolutely no one:

honestly, truly, positively no human being:

an email from a restaurant you made a reservation at in 2017 and haven’t thought about since: WE LOVE ALL OF OUR LOYAL GUESTS AND WANT THEM TO BE SAFE WE ARE MONITORING THE CORONAVIRUS AND WILL UPDA

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

2020 and this one just feels right.

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

A one-year update from Alex:

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

@joshmccartney55 @BadSportsRefs @S_mc11

[Katie O'Connell @1stRound_KO]

Excellent thread. Also reminiscing about our video on Beowulf from the perspective of Grendel’s mom, where I ran through my front yard with a sword and a cape. We showed that video to my Freshman English Honor’s class. #popular

[kayla kumari upadhyaya @KaylaKumari]

in 4th grade for a science project I rewrote the lyrics to Oops I Did It Again to be about the types of rocks and at the beginning where it’s like ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah I was like

ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rocks