Table Water

ya boi

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

women love edibles it reminds them of the apple

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Seinfeld "The Strap" 1/2
(repost)

[a beautiful mindfreak @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

guy on my plane reading a book and writing notes in it. not enough words in there for ya bud?

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

you can tell a person's in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[draga 🇭🇳 @sidewinderloops]

found a gem in my yt feed today

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

all roads lead back to the loneliness i felt as a child

[Mia @boygrrI]

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

[Nathan Halberstadt 🧊 @NatHalberstadt]

“Put him in the sweats, yes, the grey ones. Dasani water bottle, room temp, no cap.”