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[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

Madrid fighting to death for Diomande with Vini and Rodrygo in their locker room while INEOS out here saving the change forcing a left back on right wing btw. Should tell you why they’re 15 UCL’s bigger than anyone else

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨BREAKING: A brief call to FIFA President Gianni Infantino was made on referee Joao Pinheiro’s in-ear mobile device during Argentina vs Switzerland

This was his last call moments before he handed Embolo a red card for simulation

[H @hugoknowsbaII]

Kobbie Mainoo almost tore Omari Hutchinson’s ACL😭😭

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Lionel Messi hasn't won a single title with Argentina without Angel Di Maria.

The real Knight 🇦🇷✨

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨BREAKING: A detailed comb through the world cup fan footages is being carried out to identify the fans who booed at FIFA President Gianni Infantino

The culprits are set to be penalized for hooliganism and incitement.

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨BREAKING: Confidential files linking FIFA President Gianni Infantino to corruption and favoritism towards Argentina at the 2026 world cup have been leaked

Close parties report transactions amounting to millions of dollars

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨Gerrard Pique on Ronaldo:

“He terrorized us. He was the biggest talking point on derby days. He was a nightmare. He could shoot from anywhere and that’s why we went through hell covering spaces. I think he’s the greatest.”

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🚨BREAKING: Manchester United are in the final stages in completing a deal with Real Madrid for Aurelian Tchouameni

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨BREAKING: Portugal are looking at a possible 50% loss in support and revenue from Cristiano Ronaldo’s retirement

This includes millions of dollars in monetary profits and a chunk of Ronaldo driven international masses pulling out with him hanging his boots

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo is now the clear favorite to win the Super Balon Dor!

[H @hugoknowsbaII]

Antony to Cunha
Sancho to Mbeumo
Hojlund to Sesko
McTominay to Dorgu
Abolished player power
Onana to baby Courtois
Unlocked Mainoo
Beat Real Madrid to Yoro
Laid the blueprint

Amorim single handedly SAVED this football club. Never forget🇵🇹

[H @hugoknowsbaII]

That end to Arsenal’s unbeaten run was madness. No wonder they hate us so much 😭😭

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨BREAKING: Carlos Baleba has boycotted Brighton training.

The Cameroonian has made it clear. He is waiting for Manchester United.

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨BREAKING: The Argentina Law Commission has released a wanted list of 100 twitter accounts in line for upcoming law suits

Argentina is accusing the account holders for misinformation and destructive criticism against their republic

[H @hugoknowsbaII]

I’m in tears. Admin said fair enough 😭😭

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨BREAKING: Aurelian Tchouameni has said YES to Manchester United

The Frenchman has accepted United’s proposal and is open to a move before the start of the season. Now up to Real Madrid.

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨Marcelo on Cristiano Ronaldo:

“He is the greatest player I have ever seen. His work ethic made him stand out.

After the ucl final vs Juventus in 2016 we were given a three day break from training. He reported and trained all three days.”

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

😭😭

https://t.co/XSclBcRmSo

[Lexa @Lexautd]

Zero shots from Argentina in a world cup final by the way. Stake’s Finale was actually a bigger feast. NEVER FORGET 😂😂

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨BREAKING: FIFA President Gianni Infantino will face the FIFA congress before the start of the new season

He has been summoned into questioning over alleged corruption and favoritism towards Argentina in 2022

[Mainoo Mania @1ternallyrich]

🚨🇪🇸 Nico Williams: “I’ve already played against my idol.”

Lamine Yamal: “In the World Cup final?”

Nico Williams: “No, in the Nations League final vs Cristiano.”