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@xyerces

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amazing things happening in my brain

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if i performed those tackles I would be acting like this too

[AM☬ @AbsoluteMxssi]

Djed Spence has lost his mind 😭

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@xyerces havertz

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baby you could've killed him and I'd have your back

[World Cup 2026 (Commentary) @WorldCupDailyy]

🎙️ Jude Bellingham on the kid he slapped after the match:

“I was hugging the Argentina players and congratulating them on the win. Then this kid walked past me, looked me straight in the face and called me a loser.

I completely lost my head. Why would you say something like that? Winning a football match doesn’t give you the right to disrespect people.

It was abusive, completely unnecessary, and I reacted in the heat of the moment. I’ll let it slide now, but no one should think that’s acceptable.”

[solène 🇫🇷 @clericpilled]

you got it wrong therefore you going home you got it wrong therefore your girl is gone

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@yezwng everybody need to die omg

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football rpf tag getting 250 new fics per day oh my lord

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@clericpilled https://t.co/RMpwLdfHsK

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someone said martin odegaard as jackie taylor and i havent been the same since

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@clericpilled never deleting this app

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wallahi my brain gained another wrinkle

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someone said martin odegaard as jackie taylor and i havent been the same since

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@yezwng your mind is so huge

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asking the real questions

[sel / alex @ryrorot]

if you could suck your own dick would it feel like getting your dick sucked or would it feel like sucking dick

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someone please write more odegaard fics i beg

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@clericpilled overly geeked

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oh i know la la land when i see it

[roxy @hendrixnroses]

guess the movie by its color barcode - easy #filmtwt

[ariana @meowsarus]

Harry kane d*ed one paragraph into this fanfic

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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS READING IM IN TEARSSS

[ariana @meowsarus]

Harry kane d*ed one paragraph into this fanfic