🚨 SECRET CONGRESSIONAL MEETING: Just a few hours ago, Congress held special secret commission meeting away from the public’s eye to cut your Social Security.
WE. TOLD. YOU. SO.
Bless this man for blowing the 😗
.@JamesTalarico: The president said that I’m disrespecting Jesus. You want to know what actually disrespects Jesus?
Kicking the sick off their healthcare to give tax cuts to billionaires.
You know what actually disrespects Jesus? Bombing innocent schoolchildren, and sending our brave men and women off to die in another forever war.
IT SHOULD BE A BIGGER STORY THAT THE US PRESIDENT ACTUALLY TRIED TO BRIBE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON LIVE TV 🙄
IN A NATION OF LAWS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DRAGGED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN HANDCUFFS 🤬
Trump offers a bribe of $5,000 in exchange for votes, the bribe is promoted as a dividend and would cost $1.2 trillion dollars. This is a felony under 18 U.S.C. § 597, bribing someone to vote a certain way is a federal crime punishable by prison.
This is absolutely devastating for Donald Trump. The president of the Cattleman's Association just tore Donald Trump apart.
"You don't put America first by putting US Cattle Producers Last."
Schools need parental permission to give your kid a fucking Tylenol, but MAGA thinks they’re secretly transitioning children behind their parents’ backs?
For fuck’s sake. Use your brain.
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: A massive report exposes that Trump purchased $100,000,000 in bonds tied to companies DIRECTLY impacted by his policies. That is slam dunk insider trading and is IMPEACHABLE.
Overall, Trump has made an estimated $3.4 BILLION in just one year and 6 months.
When the president gets away with raping kids, stealing thousands of classified documents, and mounting a deadly coup attempt, but an Olympian gets brought up on federal charges for pulling paint chips out of a pool, you’ve got yourself a shithole country.
🚨PROOF: I just went to the Reflecting Pool myself after Donald Trump claimed vandals cut a massive 300-foot slit through it.
I walked every inch. I looked. I filmed. I found ZERO evidence of the damage he described.
Trump should have to pay to fix this mess, not taxpayers.
JIMMY KIMMEL: "I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do, and I think a great place to start, to dial that back, would be to have a conversation with your husband."
BOOM.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.🙏💪