Evan Gelion

dat rosa mel apibus

[Evan Gelion @1toothchallenge]

they gotta come up with a 12 step program to avoid using the elevator but it would have to be way more than 12 probably

[Giannanana @geepmeow]

heated roommatelry

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@geepmeow Hahahaha

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Happy #Friday

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Chicago is really beautiful you could go outside looking the worst you have ever looked and four men on the corner of a dollar tree will tell you you’re the most beautiful woman they have ever seen

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@FurlyCrarts Sorry

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“Girl Math” PLEASE GOD PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE GOD DONT DO THIS I HAVE A FAMILY PLEASE STOP OH MY GOD PLEASE

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@FurlyCrarts Dogsitting

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Happy #humpday

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@FurlyCrarts No stop

[Evan Gelion @1toothchallenge]

The CIA hid my clit it’s imperative that you help me find it

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Headphones on weighted blanket on steam eye mask on everyone here is Russian #whatishappening #dentist

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I will have one good interaction with someone and try to make them a permanent fixture in my life. Baristas beware

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@skater_boy86 No I did

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How do you guys feel about an Oxford comma

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Every single morning I wake up, brush my teeth, go into the kitchen, and make history.

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I parallel park like a slut

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Moving will have you sleeping in a quilt that your gay alcoholic brothers ex pimps mom made for you when you were 12

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I can’t just pick something up from Facebook marketplace and leave it there I always end up with dinner plans with a woman named Doris

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When does 9 x 7 get easier