tyler

I don’t work here

[tyler @1tylerchase]

y do I work 300 hours a week and get a paycheck of $7.84

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Cyclosporiasis, the parasite causing the current explosive diarrhea outbreak, is at a level 20x higher than its yearly average.

This comes just 1 year after the Trump admin removed a cyclospora tracking mandate from the 'Foodborne Disease Active Surveillance Network.'

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

this was on the wall outside the Blue Line at Jefferson Park

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

trump stomping all over american iconography is exactly what this place needs. break the illusion. this is what you are. a dave n busters country

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Funny how these ‘patriotic Christians’ never seem to follow this part of the Bible.

Leviticus 19:33–34.

[🔴 KNEON 🔴 @Kneon]

And she was right.

[Chaser Racer @SeaGL_]

We know what we missed out on. We literally saw it get pulled from our grasp the second we almost got to take part in it

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Mary Peltola proposes bill establishing 12 year term limits for members of Congress.

"If you can’t get it done in that amount of time, go home!”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Listen, no one is “vilifying” rich people.
They are actual villains. If you run a billion dollar company, give yourself millions in dollars and benefits, but pay your individual workers less than a living wage and give them pathetic insurance, what are you if not a villain?

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

slow drivers when u try to pass them

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Billionaires are always like, “Raising taxes on billionaires won’t work because we’ll be huge fucking bitches about it.”

[Storm @tivstippi]

White people get a virus unseen since biblical times and go to the club same day

[chief quiche @internet_james_]

I have a theory that masked DJs aren’t masked to conceal that they’re some other DJ, but rather to conceal that they’re nepo babies. Like what if Horsegiirl was Malia Obama. We will never know. Well played, Malia.

[ap0110 @mangocatlives]

can this woman leave us alone for one year

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

imagine you’re 5 years old & your parents are addicted to their phones