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@ObviousRises It’s always awkward when you find out your girl’s fucked more guys than you and benches more too.

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Just imagine, you’re 25 years old, and you’re barely speaking French in Paris. There’s a French girl with a big pussy and you’re stumbling through the conversation on a rooftop on a summer night. But that’s not you, You’re old. You grew up in the wrong place. You’re married and you have a kid. You’re fucked man!!!

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AI just taught me why the Frasier intro sounds like that

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Americans be like this peanut butter sandwich needs a banana

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you sleep about 1000 hours over a lifetime so may as well get the ultra bed

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@HowlingCuck

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cutie with a booty or a Kelly with a belly? my meat is fall off the boner about this

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got my peepnis injured in a grok bot incident

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Got a Japanese massage and they grabbed me by my ankles and started spinning me around like Bowser

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@jakebennett99 @eljackal71 @OskaArcher @fredstaffordcs It’s an incredibly tough plane.

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@Brammflakes I really don’t think it’s all that bad

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Went to the chiropractor with neck pain and he ripped my head clean off and punted it through his 3rd floor window and then held my headless corpse over his head and tore my body in two like a christmas cracker

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@Brammflakes Green and red wins simply aren’t real wins

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What do I do if my lady has more than I do

[Rambo Van Halen @RamboVanHalen]

Ladies, you need to start growing out your armpit hair. Do not wait. Start today.

I will not elaborate.

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@SadGamingHours @WARDOGS How do you go over the height limit like that?

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@MustangFan13gt @Brammflakes Try restarting your pc

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I feel like the furtive pygmy when I’m clutching my entire load of laundry to my chest on the way home from the laundromat

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@WillArden42 @whosbutwhytho the bicycle helmet

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@Brammflakes Where can I get these?