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[1zed @1zedred]

My wife got pregnant by another man.

It's been a challenging 9 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own.

Here's 5 things it taught me about computer science. 👇

[1zed @1zedred]

The chudlife chose me

[ricky @jngmediocre]

when she has 67 humor but you haven't had play since corki had a package in base

[1zed @1zedred]

They call me the sandwich.

[Caedrel @Caedrel]

MOST RIGGED DRAW EVER FOR NA

THIS IS COMPLETELY RIGGED THERE IS JUST NO FUCKING WAY THEY GOT THE BEST TEAMS HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO PLAY

AND EUROPE GETS ABSOILUTELY THROWN INTO THE DIRT

I DEMAND A REDRAW BE HELD TOMORROW AT NOON OR YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAYWERS @riotgames

[nagitos creamy cum @NagitosCum]

“Imma go study”
5 minutes later:

[1zed @1zedred]

@joeporke @jacksonRoyCh

[1zed @1zedred]

@joeporke @yoobadooey #mpregjoepork

[K1 @k1spaz]

Walahi bilahi my heart not in this uni shit anymore

[1zed @1zedred]

2028 gna be my year

[Spiritomb @SPIR1T0M8]

its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦

[Veigarv2 @Veigar_v2]

League of Legends is like playing Chess except all of your pieces move on their own and tell you to kill yourself.

[1zed @1zedred]

I wanna make music that touches people. I wanna make music that someone plays at their funeral, someone plays at their wedding.

[1zed @1zedred]

@NAAAYIL Hi lol

[1zed @1zedred]

boots + dark seal + refillable = holy first base

[Nemesis @nemesis_lol]

tongue kissing in missionary while going raw is witchcraft i stg

[joepork @joeporke]

Friend group hangout maybe my chudpilled life isn’t all about Marlon and Clav and bonesmashing