low budget Nick Miller

[low budget Nick Miller @20009ist]

I’d like to formally nominate the middle finger as DC’s official state bird @WashProbs @EleanorNorton @councilofdc

[Sagnik Basu @_sagnikbasu]

Georgetown

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Can we just quit giving Americans’ hard earned money to this blood thirsty war criminal? Peace in the Middle East would follow quickly.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Bahahaha omg man. WE ARE SO COOKED.

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:

- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter

[low budget Nick Miller @20009ist]

“American Flag Blue”

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Holy shit!! There are huge chunks of blue paint coming off the reflecting pool already…
It seems the peroxide loosened things up, yikes!!

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE.

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

theyll never be able to afford a nest

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Well, it’s a pretty safe bet that Trump’s a diabetic.

[Matt Bennett @ThirdWayMattB]

Really, @AmericanAir? My wife and I paid $100 to change to an earlier return flight, that you cancelled for no reason. We were put back on our original flight, and now you've refused to refund the $100!

This is essentially theft.

[Billy Easley II @billyez2]

Thinking of ranking Vincent Orange on my ballot just because I’m a fan of Seagrams🤣

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

the next Democratic president must either raze it to the ground or rename it after a Black lesbian. I fear those really are the only 2 options. so get ready for the Wanda Sykes East Wing

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is damning. This was his main justification for the war.

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

The 4th largest company in the world. It doesn't produce anything. It doesn't make money. It has no plans to make money. It wouldn't even have stayed afloat if not for taxpayer dollars. I mean y'all cannot be serious rn

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd]

Zionism is a death cult

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

Unlike basically every other place with a film industry, Los Angeles and California don't actually need to adopt crony subsidies—it desperately wants to stay here. We just need to massively speed up permitting and build a ton more housing to lower the cost of living.

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Do kids today know about Lawrence v Texas. Do they know anal sex was criminalized in much of the US until 2003.

[dart @poordart]

>leaked audio recordings

>from the situation room

There was a time when this would have triggered a massive purge in an administration - now counter-intelligence just looks at Mossad agents like this

[Tony X @soIoucity]

oh look at me I'm rod the bod. i just won the cup as a coach for the canes AFTER winning the cup for the canes as a captain. I've been involved in basically all of the canes playoff wins ever while being in amazing shape and can get a senior citizen discount. Fuck this guy.

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

En Los Ángeles (EEUU), una mujer celebraba la victoria de los Knicks en la NBA, cuando un vecino avisó a la policía por los ruidos... se presentaron 20 policías y fusilaron a su perro, un "peligroso" Golden Doodle, al abrir la puerta de casa.

EEUU, un régimen policial donde te fusilan al perro si chillas en tu casa demasiado alto... la policía no te protege, tú eres quién tiene que protegerse de la policía.

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

“Cleaning the pipes”

The Trump Cult will believe literally anything.