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@mattirv_ 🖤

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@AmazonHelp how do I report an Amazon driver for unsafe behaviour, bullying and unprofessionalism ?

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Like sorry but a $447 bill for cellphone and internet, $221 in set up fees? Rogers can suck a fat one

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Calling Rogers loyalty and having to be firm but also not wanting to abuse the worker on the phone

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I swallowed a mini Dorito whole just to feel something

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All I’ve eaten all week is mashed potatoes and gravy, poutine sliced and diced up, Mac and cheese and soups

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@shanmercer_ I piss in ditches to avoid this

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I wish I could punch my neighbours kid in the face

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going into English or drama class with Henwood

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Me: Before we go in, do I look high?

Friend: Na you’re good!

Me:

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I’ve crossed over to mania

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why do I always get the smallest cheques

like my work straight up fucked my pay for last week and I’m up $1.82

My first tax return ever was fucked up and like $3

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If u don’t answer my call ur a piece of shit

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The right side of my face has been numb since last night and I know it’s my wisdom tooth 💔

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all the chickens at my work are halal but only half of them get the halal sticker bc people are pussies and are scared of a halal sticker

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@PurolatorHelp where do I report a driver ?

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@t_thevamp I’ve been moved in for 3 months and I haven’t hung one god damn thing on the walls, I’m so proud of u

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2 more months & I can watch football again

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

no one:

birds at 6 am:

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one of my favourite things is when babies cheers u W their bottles n sippy cups

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I’d rather die than take birth control again but SEEMS LIKE THATS MY ONLY RESOLUTION

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I had a @drpepper after puking for 24 hours straight and I feel amazing, literally revived