2000s Tyson Apostol

I leave a trail of awesomeness and rubber skid marks throughout the narrow, cobbled streets of Europe.

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

What the heck, @JenManning371, I didn't get a shout out on #NewsAF!

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@gordonholmes Gordon, choose me! I've got sleek long legs and I'm in the best physical condition of all the Tysons!

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@JenManning371 I'll bring him back to Europe in the mid to early 2000s and train him with #TeamVolksbank

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@JenManning371 @futureapostol @TysonAppleseed @TeenageTyson @TysonApostol Beautiful is redundant here, since we're all Tyson, but thank you!

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@JenManning371 @futureapostol @TysonAppleseed @TeenageTyson @TysonApostol We can make fake Jen's BF accounts to get him verified!

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@JenManning371 @futureapostol @TysonAppleseed @TeenageTyson @TysonApostol Unacceptable. Get him twitter!

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

Hear that, people? I win stuff (stuff being bike races). Also, it's pretty dope that I have a daughter.

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

Hey @TysonApostol, any sign of a baby yet? I'm on the edge of my (bike) seat here!

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@RobCesterninoBB @TysonApostol @futureapostol @tysonapostoI @ApostolTyson @TeenageTyson You didn't include me in this because I'm real

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

Nortel stocks seem like a pretty dope investment!

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

Hey @TysonApollo can you get a pic from space of the carnage in my wake at the Jang Goldschmit bike race in Luxembourg? Thanks bro.

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@FatTysonApostol @TysonApostol What about actual jam?

[Tyson Apollo @TysonApollo]

@2000sTyson It's on, I'll fire up the rocket engines and let's get at it!

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@TysonApollo I'll race you, bro!

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@nofate1991 Not yet, but people win them all the time on that Survivor show. I wouldn't mind one. I deserve one.

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@FatTysonApostol Are you kidding me bro? I'm cycling my ass off in Europe and in a few years I'll look like this? #DarkestTimeline

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@Survivor_Tweet This doesn't seem accurate to me.

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

I wear a shirt with an airbrushed wolf on it to assert my dominance

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

Got a dope mp3 player at Radioshack.

[2000s Tyson Apostol @2000sTyson]

@rachelfoulger @TheSpysonFans @TysonApostol @premiumbusiness So this is the Rachel everyone keeps talking about!