Tyson Applesauce

#Survivor #RHAP You may have heard my name mentioned on the chart topping podcast, Spyson Hour / News AF

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@jessicalewis89 That would be pretty dang dope

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Cotton Candy flavor grapes? Are you kiddin me dude?! We gotta tap into grape technology. Give it a few years and we will be eating nothing be different flavor grapes

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We did it guys!

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People are always talking about eating "healthy fats" and thats why i'm going to start eating a minimum of a pint of ice cream every day

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Tornados are really just like wind monsters

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@TysonApostol I never leave home without a stick of butter. You never know when you might start feeling a little rusty

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Can't sleep so i'm counting up to farmguy69. It's like counting sheep but i get distracted at about farmguy45

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Feeling like a snack

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thin crust pizza is the best because then i can eat the entire thing

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Yo dudes, if you play HQ Trivia, add my referral code (TysonAppleseed) and ill give you $1 when i win the big bones

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I really need more shows with Karl Pilkington in my life

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I understand why basic fruit flavored things might use artificial flavors. Exotic fruits like apples, oranges, and raspberries are very rare and hard to find

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Sometimes i like my own tweets so i can pressure other people into liking them too

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I know im a little late but I just realized how weird hot dogs are

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@SurvivorTyson @jessew666 @roundhoward @stephenfishbach @AMikeBloomType @LianaBoraas @DavidBloomberg @jessicalewis89 @JordanKalish @robcesternino @BostonRob @russellhantz @RupertBoneham @JeffProbst @alexstein99 @DriebergenBen @dannybryson @TysonApostol @FatTysonApostol @2000sTyson @futureapostol @TeenageTyson @ThaiSunApostol @TysonApollo @TysonApostolBvW @neiltyson I'm the real Tyson, dude...

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Forgot survivor was on last night until I checked the twitter this morning. Please don't judge me

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@JuliaSokolowski a couple years ago when they put Julia Sokolowski on that one season

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@Ciriesurvivor12 what else do u ❤

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Does Alan Ball have CTE #Survivor

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@TysonApostol the cans of Surge are how you know this is 100% authentic and vintage