pissy shitties

hey coffee eyes

[rome @gibbontime]

fave genre of ape images is Greed

[Kade @kadeorkhalid]

remembering my no BS, overly serious thugged out cousin watching gucci mane DVDs on his xbox and then going "you wanna see my morrowind character?" and one shotting everything with crazy fire spell he made

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Wiping my ass with ham

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

DIE BONER!!! DIE!!! *unloads full clip onto my penis*

[Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal]

Made a site that takes objects from wikipedia and turns them into endless I Spy

> https://t.co/3cDJmbdpf9

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

when i was 8 i saw santa claus tear my neighbor’s dog in half

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

A Sound of Thunder by Franz Altschuler.

[goddammitbrian @goddammitbrain]

a guy i know was sat in bed with his laptop and lightning struck him and blew his cock straight off . makes ya think

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Ask your doctor about death

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

playing a guitar with my flaccid penis

[kelpp @itzkelpp]

my balls are so big cause thats where all my knowledge is stored

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

playing a blues scale on my musical penis

[(ᵔᴥᵔ) @NonnaTomato]

I survived pussy

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

forcing my autistic son to eat a deep-fried skateboard

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Penis fart

[frick @gofrickurself]

Going to the terrible wolf lodge

[goob nation @skyironhasta]

You have such a way with turds

[pissy shitties @2003fordtransit]

Stanley Tushy