CA, A Corporate Bachgoti

“चार बांस चौबीस गज, अंगुल अष्ट प्रमाण ।
ता ऊपर सुल्तान है, मत चुके चौहान ।।“

🚩🚩🛕🛕🏹🏹❤❤🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Yati Sharma @yati_Official1]

Supriya Shrinate aati hi hai TV pe beizzat hone. 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[Weather Monitor @WeatherMonitors]

Terrifying footage shows a flash flood sweeping through the Nepal–Tibet border, trapping people on rooftops and balconies. At least 469 have been killed, with hundreds still missing.

[CA, A Corporate Bachgoti @20042001Rahul]

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[Archna Patel @archna381]

क्या वाकई शादी के बाद भाई बदल जाते हैं।

[Sharmishta @Sharmishta__19]

Once a Pappu, always a Pappu. 🤡

#RahulGandhi #feminism #Hinduism

[Dr. Kiran J Patel @kiranpatel1977]

This is how the flood entered Trishuli Bazaar.

#Nepal
#Flashflood

[Boiled Anda @AmitLeliSlayer]

Gen-Z is trolling Rahul on Instagram too. "Jhoot Ki Goonj" is echoing big time on all Social Media platforms 🤘🤘

[CA, A Corporate Bachgoti @20042001Rahul]

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[Sudhir Chaudhary @sudhirchaudhary]

Found this one much better than Kriti Sanon’s RakshaBandhan ad.

[Tehxi @yajnshri]

Uncle can eat the entire opposition for breakfast 😭

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

It is Anaya Bangar, son (by born) of former cricketer and coach Sanjay Bangar. He recently underwent a sex change, became a girl and is now preparing to play women's cricket.

No. It shouldn't be allowed. It's an injustice to women. Don't let this virus consume India too. Don't encourage it. Hope it will be stopped @JayShah

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Hey Rahul Ghandy, .@asadowaisi has an advice for you. Pls listen but don't cry after listening. 😂😂

[Ajeet Bharti YouTube @NijiSachiv]

जब ब्राह्मण समाज की लड़कियों के लिए कुछ लोग बड़ी-बड़ी बातें कहते हैं, “मुझे तो ब्राह्मण की लड़की चाहिए”, तो सवाल ये है कि लड़की ले लेने से क्या लड़का भी ब्राह्मण हो जाता है?

अंबेडकर की पत्नी ब्राह्मण थीं। हमारे कन्नौज के विधायक-मंत्री जी की पत्नी ब्राह्मण हैं। रामविलास पासवान की पत्नी भी ब्राह्मण थीं। लेकिन क्या उनके बच्चे ब्राह्मण पैदा हुए?

लड़की ले ली आपने, लेकिन लड़के को ब्राह्मण नहीं बना पाए। फिर सिर्फ ब्राह्मण समाज पर लगातार हमला क्यों?

हमारे समाज की सामाजिक स्थिति ऐसी बना दी गई है कि लोग खुलकर बोल भी नहीं पाते, क्योंकि एससी-एसटी एक्ट का डर सामने खड़ा कर दिया गया है।

हमारी समाज की बच्चियाँ डरती हैं घर से निकलने में। बहुत से परिवार उन्हें बाहर भेजना तक बंद कर देते हैं। लेकिन जरूरतें सबकी होती हैं। जैसे आपकी बेटियाँ पैसा कमाने के लिए घर से निकलती हैं, वैसे ही हमारी बेटियाँ भी निकलती हैं।

अगर किसी के पास भरपूर पैसा है तो बात अलग है, लेकिन हर परिवार इतना सक्षम नहीं होता। सवाल सिर्फ ब्राह्मण समाज की बेटियों का नहीं है, सवाल उनके सम्मान, सुरक्षा और बराबरी के अधिकार का है।

[Dr. S. Jaishankar @DrSJaishankar]

A second flight has just taken off, carrying 37.5 tonnes of HADR material, medicines & food packets for Nepal.

India remains in close and continuous touch with the Nepalese authorities. We will continue to strongly support the ongoing relief efforts.

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[Oc updates @ocjain4]

कृति सेनन को roast करते-करते कंगना ने देश की 20 करोड़ आबादी को ही तंदूर में डाल दिया…🔥

“मुसलमान cousins और बहनों से शादी करते हैं, इसलिए उन्हें इतना sensitive नहीं होना चाहिए।”

कंगना का filter फिर छुट्टी पर है! 😭

[BJP West Bengal @BJP4Bengal]

* Jyoti Basu – Failed Law exams 4 times
* Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee – 42% in BA Arts
* Pramod Dasgupta & Saroj Mukherjee – Class 12 Pass
* Benay Konar – Class 8 Pass
* Hare Krishna Konar – Class 4 Pass
* Sailen Dasgupta– School Dropout
* Anil Biswas & Subhas Chakraborty – Incomplete Graduation

But the founding stalwarts never boasted about degrees they did not have.

Irony dies a thousand deaths when today's Dimagi Naxals pose as guardians of education while sitting on a legacy like this.

[Abhijit Majumder @abhijitmajumder]

Sandeshkhali, West Bengal.
Here, Shahjahan Sheikh used to run his reign of terror.
Murder, extortion, loot, kidnapping, calling women (even newly weds) over and gang-raping them for days.
Today, Shahjahan is in jail.
This is how his wife is being egged.

[Smita Deshmukh🇮🇳 @smitadeshmukh]

I'm late to this story and read it twice to be sure!

Beating Magnus Carlsen in 50 moves, casually saying "I'm done for the night," and going straight to sleep without bragging to your parents is elite-level ice in the veins.

​Huge congrats to 15-year-old Vandan Alankar Sawai on an absolute masterclass in both chess and pure teenage chill.

Imagine checking your kid's https://t.co/7NDYDHMsrz profile the next morning just to realise he casually took down the World No 1 while jet-lagged.

​Indian chess talent is genuinely built different! 🇮🇳

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

“NUPUR SHARMA IS BACK WITH A BANG 🔥

Nupur Sharma HITS BACK at Congress over its alleged DOUBLE STANDARDS on women:

“Bhanwari Devi, Naina Sahni, MMS… ‘dented-painted’, ‘tunch maal’, ‘item’—the list of such remarks is endless.”

“I have a 6-page list of Congress leaders linked to sexual harassment allegations and vulgar remarks.”

“Why the difficulty in apologising? Kamal Nath’s ‘if and but’ apology.”

“‘We distance ourselves’ isn’t enough. If it’s wrong, take action!”

“Three major incidents involving women in a year. Is this normal?”

“Khushbu ji says, ‘I stand vindicated. This is why I left.’”

“This is your double standard—Hathras sympathy, Rajasthan blame. The country is watching.”

“Is Imarti Devi not your Dalit sister?”

“Stop politicising caste, women’s safety and empowerment. Shame on Congress!” 🔥

[Neeraj Atri @AtriNeeraj]

ये हमारा जवाब है? 😡😡😡😬🤦

हम अपनी महामूर्खता का प्रदर्शन कर रहे हैं!

[Arpit @ag_arpit1]

Studied in a Gurukul for 7 years without regular schooling, jumped straight to 10th standard, and topped the entire school!

This is the real power of Gurukul education and Guru's blessings. Pure inspiration! 🙌🏻

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Barkha Dutt conducted a debate in the NDTV studio in which Imam Bukhari openly called @AzmiShabana a prostitute in front of Owaisi and Farooq Sheikh.
No one objected.

In fact, Shabana said “Mein Bahut Khush Hoon”