2009 Kobe

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

@BrooklynNets @BenSimmons25

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Havent taken a day off since June 2025. Tell me why I gotta teams message from a teammate at 5 am asking if I’ll be logged on at all today lol. Crazy.

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Bad things happen to bad people

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets' losing streak goes to 11.

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

It was always heads

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

This don toliver album is clean asf

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Nov 17th. When all the new dog owner couples realize they arent built to take the dogs out in the morning and night when we below 30. Lotta guys with the leash in hand tn, not many girls. Ironic!

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Can confirm that after mamdani’s win last night - have not seen 1 hot girl in NY. Thanks mamdani!

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

@statmuse That guy

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

@_201PABLO Bro it happened with that chick I tweeted about a few weeks back! Colombian, she makes no sense!

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

If you ever need a chick to text you back, just stop thinking of em. That will result in the quickest result I guess

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

@BernieSanders Maybe as senator of VT. Seems like its paid you well!

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

@sixers_galaxy 5-0, VJ averages 30 🤝

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Girls that still post on IG for their birthday at 25 / 26 are all huge sluts, right?

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Good evening to all Jonathan Taylor fantasy holders

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Colombian prospect texts me back (again) after ghosting my last text (again). Here I am on a Saturday morning, confident her and I will get a good dinner and end up back at my place. Surely won’t get ghosted this time (again) right?? *sighs (again)*

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

@PHLY_Sixers Wish he chose the cocky 2k mycareer answer here instead

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Ive seen enough, Maxey MVP, Edgecome ROY, Sixers bring a title to town. I think AI getting his Reebok trust this year ended the curse on this team 🤧

[J🐐 @SixersJustin]

Wow Tyrese Maxey just torched him

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

We still have Lowry??

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

@FridaySailer Needed this today!

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Is national BF day like once a quarter or something? Is it like a tax write off for gfs to start the quarter on a good note by posting their man, therefore freeing them up to do whatever they want? This may be accounting fraud…

[2009 Kobe @2009_kobe]

Does anyone feel like creating shareholder value and contributing to global gdp today for me?