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wholesome quotes from my friends🥰🌟💞

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are you gonna watch porn on this account be honest

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“This is the worst thing to ever happen. I feel like I’m on the plane.” “What plane?” “ Y’know, the plane that hit 9/11.”

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Born too late to fight in the Middle East, born too early to fight in the Middle East, born just in time to fight in the Middle East.

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I lowkey gotta see a doctor soon. Is there poop doctors?

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The clit is a concept. The clit is the feeling of true contentment within yourself. Like ah! There’s the clit 😊

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What better way to celebrate your 21st birthday than having a sleepover with your boys?

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Look at those fine distinguished foo’s

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The worst part of this country is the cost of avocado.

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Wait so are you guys okay if I use the word retarded?

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She’s actually unc bruh. We went to the bar and she used her actual ID

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I go nonverbal when she’s high

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My first round of birth control was chill I just kind of went insane

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No bro she’s antivaxx. It doesn’t affect our friendship tbh we just don’t be sharing water bottles.

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Dude I’m lowkey grok-ed up rn. She got me sooo groked.

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Boston is just like Atlanta but for white people

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Wait cooked doesn’t have a timeline, you’re just in the oven.

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HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE TYPE SHIT

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Instagram is huzz LinkedIn

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A brain eating amoeba would starve in his brain

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The sun hath set and we hath gooned.

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I didn’t know he was gay I just thought he was indie