2023 P Journal

Bridget Jones Diarrhea Four: Loud, Proud, and on the Cloud

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I’ve been married for a year and I’m still carrying on in this way. You just don’t need to change who you are!

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I love a morning that starts this way!! And I’m drawing a bath. Setting yourself up for success is your own responsibility

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Early onset during a family phone call. But I still had time to eat a breakfast burrito??? I have drive and talent!!

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Well I’ve been eating too many pumpkin seeds clearly.

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Cold in the Annex but I’m bringing hard fought humanity and warmth from the comfort of home. Still having flashbacks from Wednesday.

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Learning my lesson from yesterday, please give at home entries a chance! Life is dramatic enough as is without manufacturing

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@TheStandard412 @nytimes I actually feel the same way about coach

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One of the closest calls in recent memory. My back is acting up so I don’t have as much situational awareness. Thank goodness I knew about this secret toilet. Thanking the lord with all my butt.

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Struggling here while listening to the golden globes, but I’m not trying to strike gold here. Just want the fellas to win tonight and that I don’t have to take off my overalls in the fan friendly concourse

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I was struggling yesterday so I used some PEDs. Smells like that of a baby :/

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First entry at our new local. NA beer works the same as beer in this regard

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Early morning without any water!!! Thank you to the Indian Buffett. Ready to eat all day :-)

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I got pumpkin seeds from shop n save to help heal my nervous system but it’s just wreaking havoc on my other systems!!

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Squeaking out here in the cold annex. The cold helps to neutralize any ACTIVITY.

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Just absolute perfection. I am an artisan.

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Having the most fabulous victory Monday. OBVIOUSLY I ate a bunch of extra pasta dinner when I got home so I had a shocking scale moment this morning but I’m pretty sure I just negated all of it. Putting 10 lb in a 5 lb toilet! Have I used that before?

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Ate crazy snacks after game day instead of cleaning up and I felt sooo sick so tell me WHY this is happening so late in the day???? So nervous for game day

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Sneeze at the wrong time here on the toilet and achieved far too much thrust. Probably gonna have to call in sick today.

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New year and I’m still me in this regard. Excited for a transformation as we get back to gods gift of fruits and veggies.

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Ok now I’m back on McKnight at the most decadent restaurant closing out 2025 with a splash!