The 2025 Homestuck Discourse Volcano

ran by @24hrdrivethru who knows nothing about homestuck with help from @kcmim1nas who knows a lot about homestuck

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Welcome to the 2025 Homestuck Discourse Volcano! Spewing randomly generated BS from the Homestuck fandom of the future, kind of.

Not responsible for tweeting any present discourse, but if anything's particularly abrasive you can DM me to take it down.

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P.S. Just a week shy of two years. Happy almost-birthday. (I actually never realized this account was created the day after Homestuck day, so happy almost-birthday to the source material too. Very festive.)

[The 2025 Homestuck Discourse Volcano @2025hsdiscourse]

With 21 months remaining until the Reckoning, it seems our days of prophecy were halted sooner than anticipated. I hope only that the year 2025 brings a raucous show of braindead Homestuck discourse. Come back and see if we got anything right.

Until this hellsite falls,
Maz 💻

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In the distance, I can hear zealous debate over whether it's moral to kin Nepeta.

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Jake was actually supposed to turn out to be an asshole, but the plot point was scrapped last-minute.

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Javepeta is doomed.

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Solkat is against TOS.

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Jadesprite is actually an INFP.

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Eridan is actually terrible at the video game.

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An Instagram account started an argument about Nepeta chugging Monsters.

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Jane is actually cracked at the video game.

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Meowrails is a hot mess.

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Dirk is actually a Beta, in the inferior sense.

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In the distance, I can hear zealous debate over whether it's moral to kin Feferi.

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Dave is actually catgirl-leaning.

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Karkat is actually a shell of a man.

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Davesprite is actually an Alpha, in the superior sense.

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Javepeta is one of the best things to grace this land.

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Feferi is actually problematic.

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Les8ifins is dead.

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Kanaya is actually not problematic.