Things that have been invented since Grover Cleveland Alexander set the Phillies record for consecutive scoreless innings in 1911:
The zipper
Sliced bread
Numbers on baseball jerseys
Chocolate chip cookies
Traffic lights
The Titanic
Automated Ball Strike System
Justified “I banged your mother!” chants for the New York Street Fight I Quit Match World Tag Team Title fight FTR vs @RatedRCope + @Christian4Peeps right NOW!
Thank you all watching #AEWDoN tonight!
Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?
Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.
The 76ers ownership spent 3 years dividing Philly over an arena. To just stay at WF.
They are too busy ducking a tax to let us have a deep bench. Then gaslighting us about it.
Then they charge $350 face value & wonder why philly isn’t there?
It’s them. Not us.
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Ben Simmons deciding he hates basketball. I watched Markelle Fultz forget how to shoot after a thoracic outlet syndrome.
All those... moments... will be lost in time,
Like tears... in... rain.
Time for game seven.