Dad stringer

Deez nuts. Got 'em!

[Dad stringer @208am]

Hate that I still love every person I've ever said it to. It gets that much harder to say it each time now. But I do, love you. Always meant that you stupid bitch.

[Dad stringer @208am]

@Popeyes what the hell yall on? You'll pay me $1.39 to get another piece of chicken?

[Official One Piece Card Game English Version @ONEPIECE_tcg_EN]

[ONE PIECE CARD GAME]
ONE PIECE CARD GAME English version Release on December 2, 2022!
#ONEPIECE #OnePieceCardGame

[Dad stringer @208am]

@scrunkus_ cum too chunky?

[pass the whiskey @PassWhiskey]

Me and the boys made a game for the #ludumdare51 Game jam! Come try it out, it's not fully polished but we submitted a game ON TIME BABY! (I worked on the audio) (keep your eyes peeled for an official release) https://t.co/1r4xIp3PoS

[pass the whiskey @PassWhiskey]

New ghost chronicles video up now, go check em out! https://t.co/cS0L1WB0eN

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”

[scrunkus 🐀 @scrunkus_]

me, in the middle of shaving my massive throbbing cock: gas prices are a bit too high, I think I'll wait till next week to fill up

[Dad stringer @208am]

When you're wearing boxers and shorts and you go to sit in the car and your nut swings under your ass cheek right as you touch the seat, almost neutering yourself

[𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕒𝕙*｡✫ ﾟ✧ @lov3sinon]

twitter do your job

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Fuck the police. That shit ain’t change

[Dad stringer @208am]

I dont think anyone on the internet actually knows what an ion is, a lot of these tweets dont make sense.

[Dad stringer @208am]

Yeah my name is Chris Angel sweetie

[WiNK Tha 5th ⚡️ @ill_wink]

THEY CALLING EVERY ONE OF THESE HANGINGS A SUICIDE. Never in my life have I heard of a man hanging HIMSELF on a tree. Let alone MULTIPLE BLACK MEN HANGING THEMSELVES ON TREES IN THE SAME WEEK. DURING A CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT. THIS IS NOT COINCIDENCE.

[€ @yagitwotimes]

Raise your children with love, so they never seek outside validation.

[𝓟𝓪𝓾𝓵𝓸 @itskingapollo]

If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.

[Dad stringer @208am]

Let me know who's trying to give some head

[Dad stringer @208am]

@AdventurerJosh_ Rest in peace man, I just had a dream about you too this is fucked up. Hopefully I'll see you there again. Through it all you know I love you

[Dad stringer @208am]

@thefilmwitch Let me treat you well