20SomethingSingle

Random thoughts and stories of everyday life for your average 20 something single blonde.

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

Appreciate the "thanks but no thanks" text, but owwww does my ego hurt. Wish there was a bandaid for that shit. #singlelife

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

I was really starting to question my self worth with the queen of breakup songs off the market for so long. Welcome back @taylorswift13

[Lori & Michael @Dracaenawines]

Where will you drink your #wine? MT @Barococo_DD

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

It's sad not having someone to watch tv with, but on the plus side no one told me to stop hitting snooze today. #whyimsingle #singlelife

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

Yep that's accurate... #wine

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

I'm going to have fruit salad for dinner. Well it's mostly grapes, fermented grapes. Ok I'm having wine for dinner. #WineWednesday #wine

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

I'm sad about a guy, I'll just go on FB to distract me. Never mind, everyone is getting engaged and having babies....

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

Holy hangover.

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

Old lady neighbor moving! Hopefully the new neighbors are extremely hot guys with boats!

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

@courtneywood5 oh look fireball!

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

Has anyone ever gotten salmonella from cookie dough or is that just a lie they tell us to ruin our happiness? #grownup #lies

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

Can you call in sick because you feel too bitchy to be around people? #watchout

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

I want to marry this donut. 🍩 #fatkid

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

Booze, bad decisions and terrible Tuesday hangover. #MemorialDayWeekend2015

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

I've got a huge hickey on my neck. Did I time travel back to junior high last night? #wtf #fridaynight

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

Dear @facebook, please stop suggesting I be friends with my ex's new girlfriend. There's a reason we've got friends in common. #fbinyourface

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

911? Yes I'd like to report a murder. This bitch just killed my vibe. #dontkillmyvibe

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

It's funny how you really hate being single until that needy guy comes along and you're like yep, definitely want to be single. #singlelife

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

It's Sunday morning and I'm not hungover. #wtf

[20SomethingSingle @20SomethingSing]

My boyfriend is as sweet as my cat. I don't have a cat. #CrazyCatLady