/ good god how has it been three years already? 😭♥️ my beautiful girl i love you most of the time and wanna spike you into the trash most of the time but if it wasn't for you i wouldn't have met all my wonderful lovelies. thank you to everyone who's given her the time of day. 🙏🏻
woah , woah , calm your shakers , pal . if you blow a fuse here and now , you might blow the tops off and lose your entire supply of seasonings . we wouldn’t want that , would we .ᐣ
don’t hate me because you agreed to it . nobody forced you to .
na—okay—natalia, nati, you’re stressed out ﹠ it’s stressing me out, (hands raise, wave, then are proffered out palm-side up.) just here. feel. i could not be realer, trust me, we’re *both disappointed.
all right smartass, you’re supposed to be well—versed in sarcasm ﹠ yet you somehow couldn’t tell ‘okay’ here didn’t LITERALLY mean okay but okay, as in ‘this guy’s nuts’ okay? *🙄
okay: defined as declaring something acceptable , satisfactory , good , or understood . unless it means somethin’ different in y͟our timeline , you very much did say okay to salt ‘n pepper nipple shakers .