Uncle philly

[Uncle philly @20YearsIn]

@darrenrovell He can’t be a jihadist he has one of the biggest 9/11 collections. He’s even got a Mohammad atta rookie card

[Uncle philly @20YearsIn]

@BillClinton She had a gun to your head and said type this

[Uncle philly @20YearsIn]

@tomsawyersenior @nypost Maybe some, definitely not the last flight I was taking, I was making fun of all the poor blacks and they didn’t say anything

[Uncle philly @20YearsIn]

@LexiHartwell30 @ListenUpNBA @MLFootball You also don’t need to watch espn all the time then if you don’t want him forced down your throat. I think he’s annoying as much as anyone I’ve been on the train. It is what it is, they’ll replace him with another cornball

[Uncle philly @20YearsIn]

@Dorianxxbt Yes the system should make a permanent decision because he permanently ended someone’s life

[Mac @cheapiemac]

Celtics all star Paul George ahead of tonight’s game against Chicago:

“I can’t wait for the game to end so I can go over to the 99 restaurant in Charlestown… If you ask nicely they’ll give you the pub cheese and crackers”

[Sticks Downey Jr. @SticksDowneyJr]

Hey Bron, ya hear what I said? I said, “There’s no beef, but there might be a little lamb chops and some gravy”!

[Uncle philly @20YearsIn]

@8EraMob @milkdonutsfish @IamRico_X @WhiteRaven___ @Fantasy4Casts No

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Jaylen Brown WENT OFF tonight 🔥

🧱 16 PTS
🧱 5-20 FG

LAMB CHOPS AND GRAVY 🥩

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Tom Brady:
-bangs 10s
-hotter now than at 25
-invited to 427 parties a year
-$375M TV contract having the time of his life

Gisele:
-cheated
-peaked in 2006
-married to a guy who teaches jiu-jitsu in a strip mall between a Boost Mobile and Panda Express
-0 Super Bowls

[Uncle philly @20YearsIn]

@8EraMob @milkdonutsfish @IamRico_X @WhiteRaven___ @Fantasy4Casts Coming from the guy with no profile pic

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

type shit they make you drive in GTA with 8 mins to pass the mission

[Uncle philly @20YearsIn]

@emaallday @JustinMacmahan @NEZtakes Found JBs burner

[ninersyoubitch @ninersyoubitch]

They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF

[RetroByteVault @RetroByteVault]

Remember falling asleep on the couch during family holiday gatherings?

You could hear the adults talking and laughing in the background, dishes being put away, and the TV playing softly.

You didn't have a care in the world. You just knew everyone was there, and you were safe.

It's funny how much you miss those ordinary nights, especially the people who made them feel like home.

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

something is telling me that blue tent on NFL sidelines is just a Fan Duel betting kiosk

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Imagine smoking a joint here December 27th walking home from a friend’s house to eat apple pie out of the fridge and watch Harry Potter & The Order of The Phoenix.

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

When you go looking for running backs from the list of Gettysburg victims.

[I am just normal /k/orean 🌸 @koreandahau5]

niggerlooping has to be one of the funniest debuffs because they effectively stun lock themselves mentally.

[Shubh @Vickster469]

Nigga I saw your face being shoved down the toilet by James Deen and you fcukin gargled the toilet water before swallowing. Sit down.

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

We just found the cure.