Elliot Teichman

Physics Teacher / #Mets Blogger / Owner of 213 Miles From Shea, (now a lie: 13 Miles From Citi), Game Threads at Metsmerized. he/him

[Elliot Teichman @213MFS]

Me when I can't find that one pan that's the exact size needed to cook dinner at the back of the cabinet

[Elliot Teichman @213MFS]

Guess I'm not buying kits this season

[Jenna Tonelli @jennatonelli]

WTF just found out I have to pay a SEVENTY FIVE DOLLAR TARIFF to get my Inter gear from Italy - literally the UPS guy was at my door asking for a check?????

[Elliot Teichman @213MFS]

Juan Soto. New York Metropolitan.

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Juan Soto is going to sign a 750 million to 1 Billion dollar contract this winter

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Hey everyone! I'm moving more of my posting over to Bluesky @213mfs.bsky.social

I'll still be here too, but things are a bit toxic here right now. Also Bluesky has 2011 Twitter Vibes which is a nice bonus (minus tweets about leaving the gate open)

[Real Sociedad 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 @RealSociedadEN]

✨ 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 at the Reale Arena!

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

HAPPY GOOD VIBES FC DERBY DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🦇🌹

[Elliot Teichman @213MFS]

Baltimore Ravens or Baltimore Grimaces?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Lamar with the Ravens' new Purple Rising helmet 🔥

[Elliot Teichman @213MFS]

I've been teaching high school for 14 years now. It's only been the last two years or so that I've seen a shift to the right from my students.

It's the internet. It's the algorithms. What they see and experience day to day is completely than what I do, and a lot is false!

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The pun per sentence ratio here is pretty impressive

[SNY @SNYtv]

Scott Boras was asked about Pete Alonso's market:

"We hear a lot about the bear market for power-hitting first basemen. For Pete's sake, it's the polar opposite."

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Also on the other website @213mfs.bsky.social

[EJ @ejmichele]

Unavoidable but real bummer that my “engage with my silly little sports hobby” app is also my “the world is ending app”.

[Elliot Teichman @213MFS]

Now at home watching MSNBC until the end of time.

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Has Juan Soto signed yet?

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I'm older than Michael Wacha?

[Elliot Teichman @213MFS]

Dylan Covey is a fine signing for the Mets to start off the offseason.

Definitely trust Stearns, Hefner and the analytics team on this stuff

[Elliot Teichman @213MFS]

Voted early for Harris Walz!

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Please don't let those two Yankee fans be from jersey. Please don't let those two Yankee fans be from jersey. Please don't let those two Yankee fans be from jersey.

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CALM AS YOU LIKE
HES VIRGIL VAN DIJK

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It's cathartic watching Freddie Freeman do something that smashes the hopes and dreams of a different New York fan base