jd

professional asshole.

[jd @215vinyl]

Why is @paramountplus on an Apple TV next to impossible to navigate to watch the NFL?

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@LEGO_Group we got the @Marvel #AdventCalendar for our son and I can honestly say that I have no idea what most of these items outside of the characters are. #swingandamiss

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@CoinersTakingLs

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@ConanOBrien Conan out here getting a taste of what being poor is like.

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Hey if you talked shit on the first three episodes of wandavision please post your regrets here after you’ve watched episode 4. #WANDAVISION #marvel #wanda #ScarletWitch #vision #regrets

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Hey @Target any idea why this is included in my order? Having religion pushed on me with my order isn’t how I wanted to celebrate my holiday season #TARGET #religion #pushy #notok

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@TimMurtaugh Kid rock concerts marked safe from Covid 19 because only kid rock is in the venue.

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I want to start a soup drive and hand out the cans in front of trump tower. #BidenHarris2020 #soup #soupdrive #cansofsoup #trumptower #TrumpMeltdown #trump

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@stoolpresidente Fucking hate Lexington. Every time I had goodfellas it was burnt. Mellow mushroom was alright pizza.

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@marshmellomusic my son is a fan of you and loves your channel. So he carved you this pumpkin and asked me to send it to you.

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@HamillHimself the force is strong with our little Orion.

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Can somebody tell the matrix that the onion articles weren’t supposed to be the actual news?#camoinspace https://t.co/FDArejZQIW

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A chick-fil-a sandwich in his other hand would really complete this look. #PeteButtigieg #trashbag

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“Marriage. Boot camp. Family. Edition.”
Where did we get lost?

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Next time I think it’s a good idea to eat mall Chinese food please remind me that I’m almost 40 and it’s not ok to do to myself anymore.

[jd @215vinyl]

When is president dipshit’s penis compensation parade again?

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@netflix should remake the butterfly effect shot for shot with someone terrible like Adam Sandler or Rob snyder instead of Ashton Kutcher and just never acknowledge there was another movie.

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It’s probably a private escalator...

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@Colgate what the hell is this!? Just opened a new tooth brush and it seems like it’s missing a quarter of the bristles.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

This is a lie.