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[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Dear Epstein Boy @HardeepSPuri,

The energy density Ethanol is 26.8 MJ/kg, whereas Petrol is 46.4 MJ/kg. Which means theoretically, you need 1.74 litres of Ethanol to travel the same distance as with one litre of Petrol. If you think that mileage is going to be same with Ethanol and Petrol, you are mathematically unfit to stay in your position as Petroleum Minister. A school kid will do a better job than you.

You said "There is room for electric vehicles, biofuel blended vehicles, hybrid and CNG vehicles."

But there is room for Petrol vehicles. Provide us pure unleaded Petrol which was available before the greedy and uneducated lot took over India in 2014.

Just provide us pure Petrol first instead of Gadkari's alcohol. It's our right.

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@ravish_journo Why would they speak, when they are in profit from this decision? Your car in their service center, they earn. Your car breaks in 5 years, they earn more. Why would they speak? You are a fool to assume that they fear the govt

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@PMOIndia We are just victims of shameless circus run by person called namo. Don't show pity to us. We will fell you what we endured in 2029

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@IndianOilcl You are just a.puppet action for clowns in a circus. Don't worry, nobody pays attention to you. Go can go f**k urself

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@AanshulSadaria @IndianGems_ The sheer force of your arse with which you have been defending this govt in name of weak opposition, is the reason we all are coming crumbling down from the effects of this clown govt. Now you will understand what a true dictatorial circus looks like

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@TRAI You incompetent bastards have the audacity to even ask this question while ignoring the constant harassment going on in name of recharge, loans etc. now you need public opinion on things that should've been handled by you. Are you that retarded?

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@amitsurg so if I say world's greatest athlete consumes be*f, does it mean be*f makes him the greatest athlete? You logic sounds the same

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@gautamthakurx Can you produce your health report without manipulating it before claiming urself healthy? That's how nukkad wala talks, not intellects

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@hellonehha And jab tak ye baccho tak phuchegi plate, isme rice hi bachenge bas, wo bhi keede wale. So protein barabar hi milega I guess

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@Nher_who Let's make her famous

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Lady: "The day people start using Swadeshi products instead of blaming the Govt,our Rupee will strengthen & all the problems will go away"

Reporter: Then why are you using a Fortuner Car made by a Foreign company

Lady: Why are you going on my car, even Tata has this car😭😭

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

IMPORTANT: West Bengal is reportedly dropping eggs from school mid-day meals and handing over a vegetarian-only meal contract to ISKCON. Meanwhile, states like Karnataka and Tamil Nadu are expanding nutrition for children with more protein-rich food. School meals should be guided by science and nutrition, not politics or religious preferences. Keep ideology off a child’s plate, for God’s sake. 🙏

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@jain_ravindra2 @nirmalansun @sardesairajdeep Yeah like mamta was grabbing everybody balls, forcing plate of egg into everybdys mouth. And your tone doesn't look like you are asking, it's called slavery chutiye baniya dhokla. Chal 'pure veg' gobar kha k soja gaandu

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@jain_ravindra2 @nirmalansun @sardesairajdeep See this kids: this is the logical mind of a "pure veg" chimp. According to him, they can only be single option for all the tax we pay. So if you teach English, then teaching hindi is impossible. Only single option can survive. But he is not seeing the anarcy and opression

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@TriptiRTiwari @sardesairajdeep "always better" like it's a fact. Grass and gobar eating g**dus will not know that it takes scientific paper backed by citations to claim a fact. But they think they will just blurt out their emotions and get away with it. Aunty, please don't speak your grass filled garbage mind

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@dhananjay_151 @MathewsSibby @TriptiRTiwari @sardesairajdeep Haan bsdk. Data galat ho to gobar wala gyaan chodna hai. Protein intake kam hai to malnutrition hai aur jyada hai to ghass se hi aa raha hoga. Logic gaya maa ch*daane. Ye daal wala dimaag aisa hi chalta hai dosto

[Pawan Khera 🇮🇳 ಪವನ್ ಖೇರಾ @Pawankhera]

Dear Dharmendra Uncle,
@dpradhanbjp

Happy Birthday. You turn 57 today. We couldn't even reach half your age.

Yours,
Late Ritik Mishra
Late Anshika Pandey
Late Bhagyashree
Late Umesh Mali
Late Riya Kumari Thapa
Late Anukeerthana
Late Rima Begum
Late Siddharth Hegde
Late Pradeep Meghwal
Late Shivani Yadav
Late Renu Meena
Late Akansha
Late Kahan Patel
Late Maithili Sonwane

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@dpradhanbjp @narendramodi Resign you coward. You are a mu*derer of 20 children. I know you have no shame but you are not going to be voted anytime soon

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@VijayMallangi @narendramodi @dpradhanbjp Itni chaato itni jyada chaato ki chor ka maalik bhi tumhe apna baap lagne lage. 2014 ke baad se gobar ka nasha hi alag hai in bhakto k liye

[Lalaji @216ashutosh]

@AHindinews Irony is the hindi news channel posting in English. Logic has left the country so early