Alice Carlyle

Tired of sitting on the sidelines. Bringing some sense to the senseless...a little bit of Wisdom in the 21 Century.

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@JonnyBones a little tired...gonna go do a quick line off of the dick of my siberian cat...brb

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

in case yall mothafuckas didn't hear the first time...I said watch inastellah fa free http://t.co/cb87fxrd8h

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

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[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@BrutalAtheist The only thing you destroy is the standard for what an argument is you delusional child. You can tell Satan all about your BS

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@BrutalAtheist remember when history extended beyond a small patch of western Europe? An eternal mop handle will assfuck u like a woodpecker

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@TheMicroRaptor u'll have all kinds of neat fairy tales to tell your fat, degenerate friends in Hell while the dark lord fucks you crosseyed

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@jake_lach No matter how early, they had a choice to accept Christ. Some people are too stupid to ever understand. #sigh

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@BrutalAtheist Beezlebub is going to dice your small intestine, sprinkle it on a pizza and watch you push boulders up a hill for eons. #sad

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@JoshuaKelly116 Civil liberties exist because God allowed them to. Shoot me a postcard when you get deflowered by Satan's horns. #lostcause

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@deezer234 I don't need to insult you. In fact i'll compliment you as demons jackhammer your ass for the rest of time. #youchosewrongmoron

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@godless_mom You should at least go to see the people that are going to be laughing and talking about your mistake for all eternity. #wakeup

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@dm2008 Then enjoy a skeptic's eternal resting place. Hope you brought your sunglasses, bitch.

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@CrispySea Don't worry, you won't have to deal with it long. You'll be at home with a waterfall of demon jizz once He comes back. #lostcause

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@Brainman365 His dad was a fat, palsy riddled clown with a speech impediment and it looks like it runs in the family. #nottoolatemorons

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@Smart_Apparel God is coming, retard. And soon after, the lords of the underworld will be coming...in your baggy asshole.

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@AtheistAir Ken Ham is a worthless hubris ridden closet homosexual and both you and he will tongue Satan's ass for all of your nonsense.

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@ImagineNoGod No one is going to read your silly book. Take a peep at the only REAL book and save your anus from eternal torture you homo.

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@beng_hamm7 ...and beyond cursed in death. Your skin will melt off your body in Hell for lazily interpreting the Bible. #wrongdenomination

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@dream0nn @wlockley52 The only "nutty" part is Satan's tapioca looking jizz cascading into your asshole for the rest of time. #wakeupmoron

[Alice Carlyle @21CenturyWisdom]

@GreekSkeptics She had every opportunity to believe The priest wedging her in half is a mere preamble 2 what awaits her in Satan's treehouse