Ash🌘

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[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

Today I realized that summer is over 😞

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

Is anyone else’s FYP just berries and cream and couch guy?

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

True life: my 4YO is addicted to super mario

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

Intrusive thoughts ruin my fucking life

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

My sister is taking her sweet ass time having this baby and I AM DYING WAITING

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

My sister is having my newest niece and I’m gonna throw up I’m so excited

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I hope I’m in the right spot for car pick up for Autumn 😅 I have too much anxiety for this 😂

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

I will never ever ever use a service that ships @UPS EVER again this is the worse customer service experience of my life.

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

For what purpose are my kids awake rn it’s not even 6 am. WHY!?

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My biggest millennial trait besides being bad at social media, is that if I buy something in cash I convince myself I didn’t actually spend anything because nothing came out of my bank 😂

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

Everyone that told me I couldn’t sing, literally fuck you. Yes tf I can.

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

Can you die from heart burn?

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Well I’ll be up till 2 am. #WeWereNeverHere #currentlyreading

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

Why tf do brownies take 45 minutes to bake 😩

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@nicolelsella let’s go

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We’re eating spaghetti and Jace coughed and so I asked “you okay?” He goes 😂 “yeah I just took a shovel of this and jammed it in my mouth” 😂😂😂😂 what!?

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

@ashleynoneill I’m not kidding she was so excited that you guys both like them 😂

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

It’s not even 8 and pitch back outside. 😭 please don’t go summer.

[Ash🌘 @21Octobers_]

I’m just not allowed to sit down in a clean space and relax.