Codesmith

Mobile Developer/Aspiring novelist/ Newcastle fan

[BK Sports @bettingkingz9]

People are complaining about game times for the world cup 🤣

I been waking up at 3am every weekend for 35 years to watch Chelsea in the EPL in Australia.

Then we get called fake fans 🤣

[Codesmith @21freedy]

@RhodesKotaEra JD mcdonah in midfield
Man is a workhorse
Seth too for playmaking (architect)

[Codesmith @21freedy]

Proud to be graduating from the Qubators AI Foundry! 🎓
Over the past few weeks, I went from learning AI fundamentals to shipping a real product—HustleSphere, an escrow-based freelance marketplace built for the Nigerian gig economy.
Thank you @Qubatorsnet
#TheQubatorsAIFoundry

[Codesmith @21freedy]

@Justwandyy You're better off without her

[Codesmith @21freedy]

@agbnufc_ He also seems like an absolute unit of a player physically too

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Demba Ba and Saint-Maximin welcome Ewen Jaouen to the club. 😍📱

[Codesmith @21freedy]

@charlescapone4 Very bale esque

[Codesmith @21freedy]

@MagpieMediaX Cheap too
And he's probably not the Gordon replacement so good business all round

[Qubators @Qubatorsnet]

They applied.
They got in.
They trained.
They built.
Now, they graduate — with an MVP.

After 4 weeks of intensive training, the Qubators AI Foundry Fellows are ready to launch real-world solutions.

📅 June 13, 2026
🎯 The Launchpad: From AI Skills to Real-World Solutions

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Bienvenue à Newcastle United, Ewen 😍

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. Sending your pictures to people to post on their status on your birthday. If you’re important to them, you absolutely don’t need to do that BS.

2. Forgiving a cheating partner. It shows that you don’t think you deserve better. A sign of low self-esteem.

3. Listening to music and watching movies you genuinely don’t like or enjoy because of social media validation.

4. Pandering to a particular set of people by saying things you don’t even believe in just to gain their attention or approval.

5. Dating or marrying someone who doesn’t know how to cook.

6. Famzing or àss-kissing just to get close to someone you don’t even like for your own selfish interests.

7. Posting birthday wishlists.

8. Using money to impress or prove a point to someone who has made it clear, without mincing words, that they don’t like you.

9. Doing giveaways on social media when you have friends, family, and loved ones who are struggling.

10. Begging for love, sex, attention, care, and reciprocity.

11. Doing a BBL instead of going to the gym.

12. Trying to prove to an audience that
doesn’t care about you that you’re rich.

13. Frequently mocking, belittling, or judging people to feel superior by comparison.

14. People-pleasing: constantly sacrificing your happiness and comfort for people who wouldn’t do the same for you simply because you lack the courage to say NO.

15. The need to win every argument. You don’t want to learn; you always want to be right. And more often than not, you’re just loud, ignorant, and wrong.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

The fact that we still have to convince people not to vote for Tinubu means we are in big trouble.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

in a generation where everyone is always on their phone, late replies are deliberate

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

Nigerians are always quick to move on, but if this pops up on your timeline, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

It’s been three weeks now.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Tinubu: "And so... the groundnut oil must never run before sgidoksvhdb 'cause where do we go from there...?"

Idiots: 👏👏👏👏👏

Obi: "If you look at our energy production capacity, we are just at 43% of our potential"

Idiots: "Lol. This is why I said Obi can never be president. We are at 45%, not 43%. All this man does is lie. How do we put our country in the hands of someone who always falsifies figures to prove a point?"

[Codesmith @21freedy]

@MagpieMediaX Definitely needs to hang up his boots after this

[Codesmith @21freedy]

@hilda_adaora He's a massive fraud that gets over hyped

[Chimamanda❤️ @Chima_Obi1234]

BEFORE YOU SLEEP

Sadly, one of the abducted schoolchildren kidn@pped in Oyo State, Ahoro Esinele, has reportedly died.

Days ago, photos of her in captivity showed she was already seriously ill. Last night, the kidn@ppers reportedly appeared on a TikTok live stream and announced her death, telling her mother they no longer had her child.

They may not have used a weapon, but captivity k!lled her. The hunger, beatings, cold nights, fear, and terrible conditions were too much for her young body to survive.

Her heartbroken mother said through tears: “I knew it. She was not very strong. On the day they were abducted, she only managed to go to school. Unfortunately, she never returned home.”

No parent should ever experience the pain of a child leaving for school and never coming back alive.

Pray for her soul 😭😭😭😭

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

📌 📌 📌

[Adaeze @Ada_mamasita]

If you’re dating someone and you can’t comfortably tell them 'I don’t have money for this right now' without feeling ashamed, you are in the wrong relationship. 🤷‍♀️