Don Pedro 🐐

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Don Pedro 🐐 @21gonfly]

@PlayStreetNG 21fireflies

[@BIG~JOSH💀 @Bigjosh005]

You Dey celebrate Ronaldo loss like say you dey win for life 😹

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Signed. Sealed. United ✔️

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[$ @jxtsummer]

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

[Olumide Abiodun Oworu @OlumideOworu]

Let’s talk politics.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

“This Experience Will Not Repeat Itself” - Another Presidential Promise fails in less than 24 Hours.

Less than 24 hours after President Tinubu stood at the Jos Plateau State airport on April 2, 2026, and promised the grieving Nigerian citizens, “I promise you that this experience will not repeat itself,” another brutal attack occurred in Nyamgo Gyel, Jos South LGA, resulting in the deaths of several innocent citizens.

Since then, and only a week following that reassuring promise from the President, Nasarawa State has been plunged into grief as the Akyawa and Udege Kasa communities fled for their lives after gunmen killed at least 11 people. Many homes were reduced to ashes, and numerous families remain missing.

In Zamfara State, 150 innocent Nigerians were abducted from the Kurfa Danya and Kurfan Magaji communities in one of the largest mass kidnappings in recent times. On the same day of the Zamfara kidnappings, terrorists in Borno State stormed Chibok, killing four officers and burning down homes.

Yesterday, on Easter Sunday, Benue State was rocked by violence again, with over 17 Nigerians massacred, entire communities left in ruins, and many individuals still unaccounted for. Today, in Kaduna State, several innocent citizens were killed by terrorists inside churches, with many others abducted in the Ariko community of Kachia LGA.

Yet we were told, “This experience will not repeat itself.” This represents a failure of leadership and responsibility, and sadly, Nigerians are paying for it with their lives.

These attackers are not ghostly figures; our inaction emboldens them. How can a President make such a categorical promise and, mere hours later, the nation continues to count the dead across multiple states? The primary responsibility of any government is to protect lives and property; however, this responsibility is failing today. Nigerians are being slaughtered in their homes, in their communities, and in the very places they should feel safest. Even the President did not enter these communities, so who is truly safe in Nigeria?

This is a national emergency. Nigeria is bleeding, and the situation is worsening and increasingly helpless.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election.

https://t.co/52SZEDFhrY

Good morning Nigerians.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Tinubu in Jos Confirms ‘Don't Vote for Me’ Prediction on Power Supply

During the 2023 campaign, President Tinubu made a clear electoral promise: “If I don’t give you constant electricity in four years, don’t vote for me for a second term.”

When he took office in 2023, Nigeria had a power supply of over 4,000 megawatts and lower tariffs. Today, the electricity power supply is less than 4,000 megawatts on the average, and Nigerians are paying higher tariffs. Nigeria currently has the lowest per capita electricity consumption in the world, with a rate below 30% of the African average. Africa’s average is 617kwh, Nigeria’s is 144 kWh. This means that Nigerians consume least electricity than other Africans.

In a glaring display of disregard for promises and a lack of trust, President Tinubu, during a brief airport stopover to visit grieving families of the Jos attack on Thursday, April 2, 2026, stated that one of the reasons for his 10-minute stay was that the airport had no electricity. “You have no light here I fly out in ten minutes” At a time when Nigerians are enduring days without power, our leaders cannot even stay a few minutes without it.

Now is the time to stop incompetent leaders—those lacking the capacity and compassion—who prioritise their own comfort over the well-being of the people and make empty promises.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

i wanna be a successful elder brother

[` @crestieyy]

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

President @officialABAT is running the Most Useless Government in the history of Useless Governments!!!
How many more Nigerians have to die due to this abysmal level of incompetence?
Nigerians wake up everyday to lament one tragedy of the other.
Unbearably heart-wrenching!!!

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

Who dey even help first born sef.

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

wetin you wan even tax me for?
the job you gave me?
the electricity i’m enjoying?
the security you provided for me?
the good roads?

what exactly are you taxing me for?

[Timbss @saidnothingyet]

I pray me and all my brothers find our Napoli.

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

rt.

[Dolapo @Dolypizo]

Crazy thing be say we fit dey the good old days like this.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Nigerians don’t really grasp the magnitude of the problem we’re in, which is why everyone is still suffering in silence.

In the span of three years:

Fuel went from ₦200 to ₦1,400.
Spaghetti went from ₦200 to ₦1,300.
Eggs went from ₦50 to ₦300.
A kilo of chicken went from ₦2,500 to ₦7,500.
A kilo of turkey went from ₦3,500 to ₦11,500.
A self-contained apartment went from ₦350k to ₦1 million.
A mini flat went from ₦650k to ₦2.5 million.
A plate of rice and chicken went from ₦2,500 to ₦7,000.
Local flights went from ₦60k to ₦300k+.
Federal university school fees went from ₦30k to ₦150k+.

I can go on and on. Mind you, this is his first tenure, and he’s actively campaigning for a second term. Honestly, if we truly understood the magnitude of the problem we’re in right now, we would be on the streets, at the National Assembly, on major flyovers, and at airports, taking action.

By the time most of you fully grasp the damage this man has done, you’ll probably be in your 40s and might end up settling for a mediocre life.

You cannot be in your right senses and be supporting a government like this. It is not possible.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

rt if a woman has never paid for your haircut before