Why do G2 fly to every single international to shit their pants? Why do they show up in Shanghai, Santiago, Bangkok, or whatever tax-haven arena Riot books this year just to get absolutely bodied in the group stage? It's not for "experience." It's not to "win an international." It's for the frequent flyer points. Every time they qualify for Masters or Champions, the entire roster collectively creams their pants thinking about the miles. While you’re sitting in discord servers malding over a 1v4 clutch, these guys are in the team Discord calculating exactly how many more losses they need before they can upgrade to business class on the way back from London. It all started in 2024. G2 gets invited to their first big international. They show up and suddenly the entire org gets a notification: "Congratulations! You've earned 187,420 SkyMiles™. You are now Gold Elite Status." The players looked at each other like they just discovered a new ability. Icy stopped entrying. Valyn stopped smoking. They all just stared at their phones whispering "Elite... Status...". Now it's a business model. Coach just walks into the pre-match room "Alright boys, today we are running the 'Maximum Layover Strat.' We lose to the China team in regulation, force overtime against the EMEA squad so we get delayed in Tokyo for 14 hours, and if we can throw the decider in a way that sends us through Istanbul layover... that's 45,000 bonus points and free lounge access with unlimited croissants." The analysts aren't even watching VODs anymore. They're on the rewards app. "If we drop to lower bracket round 1 we get routed through Dubai. Dubai has the Emirates lounge with the unlimited champagne. If we somehow make Grands we only get Qatar Airways and their lounge is mid. We cannot afford to win this game. Every single player is in on it. BabyBay shows up to the server with a neck pillow already on. "Sorry guys, gotta keep the neck supported for the 17 hour flight we're about to earn."
Marco van Basten has the utmost respect and praise for Lionel Messi, claiming that a player like him comes along only every 50 to 100 years. 😤🐐
“Cristiano is a great player, but those who say he is better than Messi know nothing about football, or they are saying it in bad faith.” 👀
“Messi is one of a kind, Impossible to imitate and impossible to repeat. A player like him comes along every 50 or 100 years. As a kid, he fell into the football genius pot.” 🐐
Let’s be clear…
The UK leadership allowed thousands of little girls, their nation’s daughters, to be abused and gang raped by Pakistani-Muslims to protect their policy of open-border multiculturalism.
@1Leic@Shirt_Numero10@Soulstar_Wilson@OneFootball Messi has 2 continental titles
Messi has 1 intercontinental title
Messi has 1 world cup
Messi has 2 WC final MVP
Messi has the most pichichis
Messi has the most trophies in football history
Messi has 3 more recognitions as the best player in the world, winning it in 3 decades.
i love the fact that literally no formal football organization can put Ronaldo over Messi anymore without looking like clowns.
Ronaldo is only relevant to his fans who haven't even graduated middle school yet 🤣😭