Moose

[asa 🌻 @aadoreasa]

mangos better then pineapples don’t @ me

[phocks @phocks]

I can't believe it's 2019 and some people still don't know how the dairy industry works

Anyway here it is explained in 5 minutes

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[Moose @21sausage]

I get drunk and embrace my depression. Leave me to it.

[kendra langerud @kendralangerud]

waking up to the alarm and scooting closer to each other for another 30 mins of cuddles before the day starts is a lil slice of happiness

[Moose @21sausage]

Really want someone to come over for daytime sex

[Fran @_fschoch]

God is great, beer is good, and men are trash

[Moose @21sausage]

Is it stupid to expect like just a little bit of effort out of anyone?

[Moose @21sausage]

If you've never pulled your butt cheeks apart before you sit down to poop, do it. Your life will be changed forever.

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @thorns]

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person bc they're not in the bed with u

[Moose @21sausage]

I just want to get high and hold the person I love all day

[Moose @21sausage]

Since it's that time of year, let's have a moment of silence for all the guys that think they're gonna get laid on prom night

[Moose @21sausage]

I got so high today I looked for a snack to eat while waiting for popcorn to pop

[Moose @21sausage]

I see it when you tag everyone else in the funny Facebook post but me.

[Moose @21sausage]

Thank God Starbucks has a soy milk option so I can drink my coffee and only get a little gassy instead of having the runs