Punished Otis

A guard denied his vending machine

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

500 THOUSAND MORE YEARS OF COMPILING SHADERS

[Joshua Gould @voicearchivist]

Animators are not graphics cards. Good animation isn’t a modern invention.

[Kusi Costanza @AntifaCostanza]

Hot take but all the souls games are broadly good and enjoyable and your favorite mostly comes down to personal preference. This is why everyone has 200 hours in the games they supposedly hate.

[VMU @VeeEmYou]

I didn't become insanely anti-boomer until the past couple of years when my experiences with work: doing the work of multiple people before me, being on my own knowledge-wise,women get promoted fast and preferential treatment,etc. were echoed down to the letter here 100s of times

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

If you manage to blind the guy flying this airplane you could kill 300 people is a good reason to throw you into jail and no amount of reductionists nonsense makes that seem unreasonable.

[Scott Miller - Apogee/3D Realms Founder ☢️ @ScottApogee]

Who can afford kids anymore? It’s an affordability issue, and living in the USA is less and less affordable like it used to be. Until that’s fixed—and I bet it will never be fixed—birth rates will only decline further. The political parties need to wake up and actually do something, but they won’t.

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

I blame the parents. A part of childhood should be spent watching your dad's favorite violent movies & suffering through your mom's favorite songs in the car. That's how a living cultural memory is transmitted -- not via a perpetual bubble of age-appropriate content.

[Felix ❤️‍🔥 @pilgoth]

I hate, hate, hate being forced to watch a video to learn something when I could read at 10x the speed. Videos are for cattle.

"Hey guys, today we'll be talking about X -- X is a fascinating topic, and a lot of you have been requesting I talk about X, so..." - Shut up, Shut up!

[nova @fatestaynova]

its genuinely faster and easier to "reroll" videos until you dont get any ads on the youtube app than it is to sit through even one anymore

[catb0mb @catb0mb]

im saying it again because last time ppl got pissy i didnt bring up examples

indie games have good stuff out there but everyone is too lazy to actually look for it because everyone looks at friendslop gimmick shit that big accounts promote every week and thinks its all indies

[VicDredd SFW (Comms Open) @WastelandMan77]

Pee pee not work

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

Everybody somehow got convinced that goofy geeks doing a bit of goofy geek jokes was more “embarrassing” and “cringe” than those geeks trying to force a deep somber voice to spend three and a half hours talking about The Cromulent Colonialism Behind Ratchet & Clank

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[Randy Rhoades @ReelRhoades]

This is the plot to Galaxy Quest.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[Vinci 🌞 @VinciRSS]

Lack of level editors and modding tools in modern games is criminal. If not for Warcraft 3 editor you would never get League of legends, if not for Half Life being moddable you would never get Counter Strike. INSANITY

[せなすけ/ボカロP・筆塗りペインター @senasukeke]

自慢の筆塗りマグヌス！！！

海外のウォーハンマー勢にも届くのか！？
#warhammer

[357,274 Guardians @destiny_thememe]

My most boomer take is printers and fridges need to be as dumb as possible. "Smart printers" or "smart fridges" should not exist

[Simon Viklund @SimonViklund]

Can we PLEASE for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY just STOP IT with the password complexity criteria already? We all know the highest risk is that the service itself leaks the password in a security breach, and then what use is the complexity?