Stiffy Switz

[A.K.A: The JägerGuy, Lisp, Kevin, White Jesus]
By the time I get to it. Is it really going to matter? 🙃. Future Millionaire/Entrepreneur💰

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

Cheat on me once, shame on you. Cheat on me twice & I'll fuck your best friends 🍻 #Ruthless

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

Girls look forward to their baby reveal parties more than their weddings now a days 😂

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

Get off the interstate after a 24 hour drive. Boss pulls over looks at me.
Rod: Grab a beer for me.
Me: Rod it's 2 a.m. and you're driving.
Rod: I said get me a beer.

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

Wake up in Denver. Go to sleep in Philo 👷💰 #IronWorker

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

I don't always drink. But dammit when I do I make sure to get blackout drunk before midnight 🍻

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

#StopFakeEyeBrows2018

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

@YouKnowWhyShow @LooneyWelker Yeah its because they arent Liberal pieces of shit with masks on 😂 #FlyEaglesFly

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

What is Monday Night Football without John Gruden?!. 🤔...

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

@LBell46 They are quite close 🤘 our goals will be reached one of these days .

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

Never forget what's important in life👌 Especially Tacos. God forbid you forget Tacos 🌮🌮

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

Fuck it I'm just gonna buy a house up here in North Dakota!. I'm here more than I am my house in Ohio 😂😂

[e-kay @emma_kristine26]

someone do me a favor and pour me some jäger

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

All these girls out here killin it. Like oooh girl you fine 😍😍

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

When is the girl of my dreams gonna waltz into my life?. Been patiently waiting for a while now 🙃🙃

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

All these people complaining about having to go to "work" 😂😂. Come work with me for a day and see what real work is 💰💪

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

I'm cool because I post snaps of me smoking weed every single day 👏👏 #GetAJob

[Storied Rivals® @StoriedRivals]

Philo vs John Glenn for a Regional Title is set up to be one of the biggest games in MVL HISTORY! Someone from the league is GUARANTEED to be a Regional Champion next Friday night.

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

When you leave a $500 watch at your ex's house and she refuses to give it back🙃. Fuck it buy another one

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

@_branchbrah @brookray15 @Nataliebender3 Extreme is my middle name 😂. Plus I seen an opportunity to make a rhyme lol

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

@_branchbrah @brookray15 @Nataliebender3 Lock her down or let her get tossed around 👌

[Stiffy Switz @22_dallas]

If you're 20+ years old and you still dye your hair that skanky ass jet black, PLEASE STOP! This isn't the 8th grade anymore 😬👌