Ethan Jones

Run, run, fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man | #UVA19 Biochemistry/Economics

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so scary to think we have to find somewhere to store the dangerous waste like a desert or underground or something, which is a major problem unlike with fossil fuels where we safely store the waste in the atmosphere and our lungs

[Maxwell Meyer @mualphaxi]

US defeats Bosnia, Herzegovina, *and* the FIFA referees

[Curry Hicks Sage @CurryHicksSage]

In true American fashion, we need to invade whatever country that ref is from and we need to do it right now.

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

We need air strikes against this officiating team.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The USA is in full control against Bosnia…

The refs:

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Good morning

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

NUCLEAR POWER.

IT DOESN'T CARE IF THE SUN'S SHINING OR THE WIND'S BLOWING.

IT DOESN'T NEED BATTERIES FULL OF COBALT OR LITHIUM DUG UP BY CONGOLESE CHILD SLAVES IN CHINESE-OWNED MINES.

AND IT HAS LOWER LIFETIME GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS THAN SOLAR, AND ABOUT THE SAME AS WIND.

IT'S NOT EVIL DEVIL MAGIC. IT'S METAL THAT GETS HOT AND BOILS WATER TO MAKE STEAM THAT TURNS TURBINES.

THERE'S NO SMOKE. THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF THE COOLING TOWER IS JUST STEAM.

NUCLEAR PRODUCES AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES LESS RADIOACTIVE POLLUTION THAN COAL WHICH CONTAINS TRACE RADIOACTIVE ELEMENTS WHICH GO INTO THE AIR WHEN BURNED.

NUCLEAR POWER DOESN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE ALL NUCLEAR WASTE IS CONTAINED, AND NO NUCLEAR WASTE CASKET HAS EVER LEAKED IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN NUCLEAR POWER.

NUCLEAR POWER IS SAFE.

IT'S EFFECTIVE.

IT DOES LESS DAMAGE TO THE ENVIRONMENT THAN COAL, OR EVEN WIND AND SOLAR WHICH REQUIRE A FUCK TON OF LAND AND TOXIC METALS FOR WHICH WE HAVE NO PLAN TO DEAL WITH.

NUCLEAR POWER IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A PERFECT ENERGY SOURCE THE HUMAN SPECIES HAS EVER DISCOVERED.

WE'VE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY SINCE THE 1950S. IF WE EMBRACED IT FROM THE START, WE WOULDN'T HAVE CLIMATE CHANGE TODAY. WE COULD HAVE HAD ALL OF THE AIR CONDITIONING WE EVER WANTED, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER MODERN CONVENIENCE WE'RE CONSTANTLY SHAMED FOR TODAY.

BUT WE SAID NO.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING AS A SPECIES?

ARE WE FUCKING RETARDED?

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Japan and Germany go down the same day. Now you’d say “Can’t make an Axis joke, no Italy” but Italy getting eliminated well before the others is all the more fitting.

[moidloser @moidwinner]

i'm 6'2 and lowkey height never mattered to any girls they just liked that i'm funny.

[✠ Sir Joseph ✠ 🦅 @JosephKrakora]

Jimmy Olsen would have gone for her if he was still a redhead

[AntiFederalist @AntiFeder1776]

Saying this again: the process to amend the constitution must started: Amendment 28: No foreign born person, regardless of naturalization status, may hold any elected or appointed office, in any branch or level of government, anywhere within the United States.

[Old Row WVU @OldRowWVU]

What Pitt sees when they get off the bus in Morgantown

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

The Americans are getting good at football

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

This guy is doing more for America than any foreigner since maybe Marquis de Lafayette.

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Genuinely the best thing that can happen to American soccer culture is to lean in to what makes us unique with our college football culture opposed to doing our version of European soccer culture

College gameday style atmospheres is a great start

[Rightwingism Appalachia @Rw_Appalachia]

Trump to Bibi today:

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

USA WINS

SOCCER CONFIRMED

MILES ARE SUPERIOR

TREMBLE FROM THE FREEDOM