zuko

she/her

[zuko @22amhsiw]

My love language is sharing my mom’s cooking

[Travis @isittravis]

ben stiller: we need 20 extra minutes in this episode

#severance apple: okay, but what for?

milchick:

[Winifred Beecher Howe @katemccabesays]

My friend’s Dad doesn’t know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO.

[c ❦ ✩ ☭ @lovergirIxo]

Sent a picture of my students insane shirt and I can’t believe this is a real text convo LMAO

[☔ @Whotfismick]

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[Luis @luis_semidey]

Someone said Matt Rife looks like Phil and Lil’s mom from Rugrats, and now I can’t unsee it. 😭

[Daisy Chandley @daisychandley]

me on hinge

[zuko @22amhsiw]

@sieerrraaaaaa You and me both 😒

[zuko @22amhsiw]

Arizona men: 2 - Me: 0

[zuko @22amhsiw]

Me: *telling my mom about all the sutures I’ve done on patients*
Mom: hmmm so you can’t sew any of your own clothes, but you can sew a human?

[zuko @22amhsiw]

@crustypnuts It’s true. Unless you’re actively dying they want you present

[zuko @22amhsiw]

I hate when I can’t logic my way out of sadness

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

if u guys had a train bf u would know

[San Diego Super Bloom @superbloom_sd]

Alex Diaz tied the league record for goals scored in a single game with SEVEN goals in our 24-16 win over Arizona Sidewinders on April 15th. The record she tied? Her own, set in our 2022 semi-final win over Oregon Onyx!

[zuko @22amhsiw]

Apparently he was kidding but I still think he’s an idiot

[zuko @22amhsiw]

This boy DID NOT just say “like cows and chickens?” When I said I was studying pharm 😒 unsure if it was a joke or not…

[San Diego Super Bloom @superbloom_sd]

Are you ready for more plays like this one? The 2nd Annual San Diego Beach Bowl starts today! 🏖️🥏
Super Bloom games @ 7PM PT on sat / 2PM PT on sun.
Link in bio to stream! Tickets available at the door.

#ultimatefrisbee #ultimatefrisbeeteam #frisbeehighlights #sheplayswewin

[zuko @22amhsiw]

@Vanzetti_ I’m glad they didn’t. Checo deserved the W

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Let this serve as a reminder that poverty is a policy choice.

In the richest country in the world, it is absolutely inexcusable that millions of our children go to school hungry because they are living in poverty.

Kudos to Governor Tim Walz and the Minnesota state legislature.

[WUL Insider @WULinsider]

Blair Messner appreciation post!

In 7 games in 2022:
- 78 offensive possessions
- 2 G (0.026 G per possession)
- 328 receiving yards (4.21 RecY per possession)

In 2 games this weekend:
- 58 offensive possessions
- 10 goals (0.172 Gpp)
- 466 receiving yards (8.03 RecYpp)